[Matthew.]

So the winner is...

[Matthew.]

1.
Hardeep Singh Kohli
CBB22 | 7th Place | 23 Nominations


- An absolute living legend. One of my favourite celebrity housemates ever.
- Would also just like to say that I was one of the few people that actually rooted for him the whole way through! The bulk of comments were like “He’s creepy” “He’s boring” “He’s not funny” etc, but he soon showed himself to be none of those things! I mean tbf it was probably because I was one of few people who actually knew who he was but I digress
- Annoys the **** out of everyone just by being himself. We need more Hardeeps! (Well, needed, as I suppose it’s past tense now... )
- When he cried for Roxanne’s dad <3 Even though he wasn’t supposed to
- Bickering with Natalie over the slightest thing was amazing
- His roast of the other housemates was spot on and Roxanne was horrible to him about that
- During Ben’s eviction, everyone messed around trying to decide and he was just right in there, he couldn’t wait to evict someone!
- Surviving every eviction until the last one. What a man.
- When he screamed “FUCK OFF! YE ORANGE BASTARD!” at the Trumps that came in

[Matthew.]

tough crowd...

[Epic.]

I've been mixed on this ranking but a very deserved finish<3. Hardeep was the essential enjoyment factor of CBB22 whether people liked it or not. Unabashedly himself, endearingly offensive, but a sympathetic housemate nonetheless. At first I only ironically liked him for his constant survival of evictions against big character Natalie, inoffensive Chloe and scum Jermaine, but he turned out to actually be the righteous voice of reason despite being at odds with most of the house. It's hard to cope with Ryan or Sally shutting down your opinions, but Hardeep was great at either calling people out on bull****, or taking it on the chin, either way it riled everyone up

Remember when Roxanne pretended he pushed her in the pool and when she stared up at him he replied "....I never touched you..." and she had no choice but to say "Yeah I fell in" <3

[Mitchell]

Hardeep

[Matthew.]

This was fun, just a shame I won’t be able to do it to this extent again #SaveBBUK

Thanks to everyone who commented along the way

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by Barry.

I'm Brett has a massive penis I am sure.

you can tell he doesn't

[montblanc]

king hardeep!

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

2.
Angie “Rockstar” Lantry
BBUS20 | 10th Place | 7 Eviction Votes


- Sorry, it wouldn’t be a discussion about Rockstar without this being referenced - can you believe 164 days after her daughter’s birthday, I only gave her 2nd place?
- Argumentative when she needed to be and also Rockstar, her spoon and her dish are a formidable trio.
- Queen of getting stuck on the climbing wall and OTEV
- Typical Week 1 boot but extended her stay by 6 weeks? Iconic.
- She’s just unapologetically herself and it’s great. It’s “REAL cute!” One of my favourite houseguests of all time.
- The Brett song “Don’t talk about his micropenis!”

Youtube video

[Calderyon]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

tough crowd...

Didn´t realize you were doing stand up (comedy).

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Calderyon

Didn´t realize you were doing stand up (comedy).

i do try

[Morgan.]

Ffs @ Hardeep. Another years rankings ruined

[Tony Montana]

Hardeep

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Calderyon

Didn´t realize you were doing stand up (comedy).

Originally Posted by Matthew.

i do try

You failed

Youtube video

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

Ffs @ Hardeep. Another years rankings ruined

Oi! What do you mean “another year’s rankings ruined”, last year’s winner was Kim?

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Oi! What do you mean “another year’s rankings ruined”, last year’s winner was Kim?

But Kim wasn't the best of 2017 let alone her series (Top 5 for her series at a push) so

[Barry.]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

But Kim wasn't the best of 2017 let alone her series (Top 5 for her series at a push) so

In your opinion.

[JerseyWins]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

Omarosa was kinda not that great in CBBUS whoops! She's definitely good at playing her part and knowing her role but her role in CBB was just lame clickbait

Marissa I don't really care much about either, but I do love how she was the season's hate figure on the forums just because she like..... was an incessant motormouth who had an annoying laugh. So tame compared to the actual hellbeasts we are treated to every summer. It also made her win over r/bigbrother's favorite Ross Matthews sooooooo satisfying because their whole "the game is broken!!!!!" spiel happens literally every season now

It's been broken for a few seasons now though! I haven't cared too much because the winners have been good anyway (except Marissa over Ross) but it's BROKE now

Originally Posted by Matthew.

5.
Tomasz Wania
BB19 | 7th Place | 7 Nominations


- When he did his little dance on the stage, that’s when I realised, he’s here and he’s going to be one of the best of this series
- He’s the only person I am aware of that can say “Daddy” and not make me cringe myself to death? Everyone else is banned. Tomasz is allowed though.
- So many gold moments! The banana that look like a COOOORN! (but was actually just not ripe yet), the sleep machine, the jumping in the pool... (in accordance with health and safety regulations, i should add!) LEGEND.

Originally Posted by Barry.

Nice chart daddy.

Originally Posted by Matthew.

1.
Hardeep Singh Kohli
CBB22 | 7th Place | 23 Nominations


- An absolute living legend. One of my favourite celebrity housemates ever.
- Would also just like to say that I was one of the few people that actually rooted for him the whole way through! The bulk of comments were like “He’s creepy” “He’s boring” “He’s not funny” etc, but he soon showed himself to be none of those things! I mean tbf it was probably because I was one of few people who actually knew who he was but I digress
- Annoys the **** out of everyone just by being himself. We need more Hardeeps! (Well, needed, as I suppose it’s past tense now... )
- When he cried for Roxanne’s dad <3 Even though he wasn’t supposed to
- Bickering with Natalie over the slightest thing was amazing
- His roast of the other housemates was spot on and Roxanne was horrible to him about that
- During Ben’s eviction, everyone messed around trying to decide and he was just right in there, he couldn’t wait to evict someone!
- Surviving every eviction until the last one. What a man.
- When he screamed “FUCK OFF! YE ORANGE BASTARD!” at the Trumps that came in

Thank you for saving this list by ranking Hardeep over Rockstar. Rockstar #2 though DISGUSTING!

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by JerseyWins

Rockstar #2 though DISGUSTING!

Poor Angie did not get herself stuck on a climbing wall to be spoken about like THIS!