Alex makes you laugh? Don't make me laugh!

He just makes me want to break into his house and piss in the shower!

And the way he is being manipulated by Sandy... hasn't he got a mind of his own?

Anyway, I've said it already... if he escapes eviction he'll be back every week and his ******ing dad will be on the Friday night show every week... please don't wish that on me, folks!!!