[Ant.]

Ant: Hello and welcome to GAME by Moniqua's Bit on the Side By Ant.! I'm your house, Ant. and I am interviewing our latest evictee, Ant.

Ant: So how did you react to the news you had been evicted?
Ant: Well I was enjoying a lovely meal for my mother's birthday. We were about to order dessert when I recognised an item on the menu I didn't know, so I turned on my 4G to Yahoo! it. That's when our SherzyK messaged me telling me I had been evicted! I was DISTRAUGHT. I smashed my Watermelon Punch against the fishtank and stormed out. My sister rolled her eyes and muttered, "I bet this is because of GAME by Moniqua." After my nan scolded me for making my mum's birthday all about me as usual, I explained to her the situation. Needless to say, you better hope you never meet my grandma, Barry!

Ant: Danny chose to evict you. How does that make you feel?
Ant: Good! I would've felt immense guilt if I went over Amy. He picked the right person.

Ant: How do you feel about Barry and Tony voting to evict you?
Ant: I evicted Tony so we're on even ground so no hard feelings but BARRY?! WHY does he get the satisfaction? HE has some nerve

Ant: What was your gameplan?
Ant: Get Montbitch and VileyH out ASAP! Also Tony Montana ily you're a legend but the reason I voted against you is because you're competition! It's a compliment and I got my ass handed to me so all's good

Ant: So who do you want to win?
Ant: ANYONE but RileyH!

Ant: but he was evicted fifteen hundred rounds ago
Ant: Yeah but people are always ****ing coming back I swear to God Moniqua is gonna be bringing me and the rest of the evictees back in and kicking the remaining six out soon!

Ant: Do you want to go back in?
Ant: Oh, no! GAME by Moniqua Season 2 is MY season! Besides, I'm 7th place. Do you know who else is a 7th place queen? Tomasz Wania, Izzy Total Drama Island, Courtney Total Drama World Tour, Ant. IATM4... it's a hall I'm proud to be in! I'm not gonna be happy when I move down to 10th place when Moniqua decides to bring back 3 people during the final 3

Ant: Do you have any regrets?
Ant: If I didn't try and get Tony out I think I'd still be in! Also bringing back SlayBB is why Barry voted for me in the first place. So perhaps I should've gunned for brat. instead ESPECIALLY when she turned out to be a nasty ol' tart!

Ant: Any final words?
Ant: GET BARRY OUT!!!

Ant: And as our first and final ever episode of Moniqua's Bit on the Side By Ant., it is only fitting we have Ant. do impressions of the housemates!
Ant: -impersonating Ant.- yass bussy hunty snatch!
-impersonating montblanc- y'all
-impersonating RileyH- oop
-impersonating thisisdanny-
-impersonating brat.- ah loov pusseh
-impersonating SlayBB- hmmhghhdfjddfkj am i back again
-impersonating Barry.- hi I'm barry and I want the rest of the housemates to vote to evict me!!!!