[Matthew.]

Karly: “Marcus, is a groatteh, disgustin sexest PIG an ah cannae stand him! Day by day, he keeps makin stupit wee comments, he just walks aboot, gets on everybody’s nerves, an he’s really, REALLY, gratin on me, ah can not stand him! Ah’ll leave it wan mair time but ah swear tae God, wan mair time that he says wan mair comment tae me, an ah’m gonnae lose it wae him! Ah cannae stand him, ah think he’s a disgustin pig!”


BB: “What exactly has Marcus said to you tonight, Karly?”

Karly: “He says, umm, aw, we’ve aw been pit in here for a reason, ye and Sophie’s been pit in here because yer pieces ae meat! Blah, blah, blah, blah, talkin ih biggest load ae shite iver... Pieces ae meat! Ah dinnae hink so!”


BB: “Have you tried speaking to Marcus about how you’re feeling?”

Karly: “Naw. Ah dinnae even really want tae talk tae him, ah dinnae even want tae spend time wi him, ah dinnae wanty waste ma breath on him - and that’s anither thing. His breath is absolutely HOACHIN, it gaes me ih boak! He waashes his boady wi a Brillopad, ah felt like sayin, here pal, ye need tae brush yer teeth wi ih Brillopad, there’s no... it’s needless! There’s nae need fir it! At’s anither hing that annoys meh!”

[Matthew.]

Lisa constantly referring to Freddie/Halfwit as “Dip****”

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Karly: “Marcus, is a groatteh, disgustin sexest PIG an ah cannae stand him! Day by day, he keeps makin stupit wee comments, he just walks aboot, gets on everybody’s nerves, an he’s really, REALLY, gratin on me, ah can not stand him! Ah’ll leave it wan mair time but ah swear tae God, wan mair time that he says wan mair comment tae me, an ah’m gonnae lose it wae him! Ah cannae stand him, ah think he’s a disgustin pig!”


BB: “What exactly has Marcus said to you tonight, Karly?”

Karly: “He says, umm, aw, we’ve aw been pit in here for a reason, ye and Sophie’s been pit in here because yer pieces ae meat! Blah, blah, blah, blah, talkin ih biggest load ae shite iver... Pieces ae meat! Ah dinnae hink so!”


BB: “Have you tried speaking to Marcus about how you’re feeling?”

Karly: “Naw. Ah dinnae even really want tae talk tae him, ah dinnae even want tae spend time wi him, ah dinnae wanty waste ma breath on him - and that’s anither thing. His breath is absolutely HOACHIN, it gaes me ih boak! He waashes his boady wi a Brillopad, ah felt like sayin, here pal, ye need tae brush yer teeth wi ih Brillopad, there’s no... it’s needless! There’s nae need fir it! At’s anither hing that annoys meh!”

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...d.php?t=259914

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...d.php?t=259914

I saw the OP and got excited thinking it’s time to relive it but sadly it wasn’t meant to be </3

[Matthew.]

BB calling out the beginning of Sophie and Kris’ “fake romance”

I can’t believe Noirin wants the glasses and mustache task to end so badly that she’s actually willing to go on hunger strike for it, I feel quite sorry for her actually. I thought what she had to do to become a housemate seemed quite minor compared to what some of the others had to do, but I wouldn’t have thought it would have been that bad for her </3

[Matthew.]

Angel: “What are you cooking?”
Charlie: “Yeah”
Angel: “You cook spaghetti?”
Charlie: “Tuna pasta”
Angel: “Ok, can you, do not throw away water from spaghetti. Water from spaghetti.”
Charlie: “What do you want?”
Angel: “Water from spaghetti.”
Charlie: “You want the water from the spaghetti?”
Angel: “Yes.”
Charlie: “To drink?”
Angel: “Yeah.”
Charlie: “To drink!”
Angel: “Yeah.”
Kris: “Are you on glue, Angel?”
Angel: “Yeah, honestly, Kris, I want to show that it is perfectly healthy.”
Charlie: “Angel, I don’t think you should do that, that’s not normal...”

[Matthew.]

“Personally, I’m telling you on your face, I love you!”

[Matthew.]

Karly’s nomination of Halfwit

“The first person am going tae nominate is Halfwit. He’s an intelligent guy, he’s a nice guy, but ah feel like his intelligence is masked by this crazy side that he has tae him. An ah feel like it’s needless, ah feel like it’s attention seekin, an it’s unnoyin everybody in ih group, especially me! Ah just, ah cringe, it’s umbarrasin. An when he eats, he shuts his eyes... an he goes like this - MMMMMMM...MMMMMM.... it’s just like, shut up an eat yer food! Everybody’s havin a really deep conversation in the group - he comes in and starts talkin the biggest load ae shite iver, an just kills it. Just this, he’s nuts! He’s no right in ih heid! An his laugh... ochhhhhh his laugh... AH CANNAE. BEAR IT. Ah just sit an ah feel like coverin up ma fists an just goin NNNNNNN. Awwww it just makes me cringe so much! He goes lit is, he goes, mmmmmhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA...yeah...like, yeah... OCH! NNNN!”