[Matthew.]

Karly: “Marcus, is a groatteh, disgustin sexest PIG an ah cannae stand him! Day by day, he keeps makin stupit wee comments, he just walks aboot, gets on everybody’s nerves, an he’s really, REALLY, gratin on me, ah can not stand him! Ah’ll leave it wan mair time but ah swear tae God, wan mair time that he says wan mair comment tae me, an ah’m gonnae lose it wae him! Ah cannae stand him, ah think he’s a disgustin pig!”


BB: “What exactly has Marcus said to you tonight, Karly?”

Karly: “He says, umm, aw, we’ve aw been pit in here for a reason, ye and Sophie’s been pit in here because yer pieces ae meat! Blah, blah, blah, blah, talkin ih biggest load ae shite iver... Pieces ae meat! Ah dinnae hink so!”


BB: “Have you tried speaking to Marcus about how you’re feeling?”

Karly: “Naw. Ah dinnae even really want tae talk tae him, ah dinnae even want tae spend time wi him, ah dinnae wanty waste ma breath on him - and that’s anither thing. His breath is absolutely HOACHIN, it gaes me ih boak! He waashes his boady wi a Brillopad, ah felt like sayin, here pal, ye need tae brush yer teeth wi ih Brillopad, there’s no... it’s needless! There’s nae need fir it! At’s anither hing that annoys meh!”