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Old 20-03-2019, 12:15 PM #11
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79. The Cure // non-album single // 2017

Lowest-ranked single

I remember waking up on that April morning in 2017 and being both stunned and frilled that Gaga had debuted a new single at Coachella. I adored the breezy, summer sound, and thought it was like nothing she'd done before. I had it on repeat for days, I even had it on loop for my 5k in the park It was also nice for Gaga to have a single with longevity in the UK after PI/MR totally failing at that - The Cure lingered around number 20 for six or seven weeks. However, within weeks I was bored. And here I am, two years later, and for me it's a bottom-ten Gaga song, and certainly the worst single she's released.

Apparently it's a reject from ASIB, but without the narrative and story that each song from the ASIB soundtrack obviously has, The Cure is completely vapid and dull. It's not even a good song, I can't lie. The chorus is very trudgey, the lyrics are excruciatingly plain, and the sample of her near-whistle tone singing that repeats through the chorus is annoying.

I just don't know what she was trying to do here... The Joanne era was going smoothly, so I guess it was just a gift to the fans, and a taste of things to come from the ASIB era. But as a Gaga single, it feels completely devoid of soul.

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Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
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Again Again
Bad Romance
Alejandro
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Speechless
Dance In The Dark
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So Happy I Could Die
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Born This Way
Government Hooker
Judas
Hair
ScheiBe
Bloody Mary
Black Jesus + Amen Fashion
Bad Kids
Fashion Of His Love
Highway Unicorn (Road To Love)
Heavy Metal Lover
Electric Chapel
The Queen
You and I
The Edge of Glory
Aura
Venus
GUY
Sexxx Dreams
Jewels N Drugs (feat. TI, Too $hort, Twista)
MANiCURE
Do What U Want (feat. ?????????)
ARTPOP
Swine
Donatella
Fashion!
Mary Jane Holland
Dope
Gypsy
Applause
Til It Happens To You
Diamond Heart
A-YO
Joanne
John Wayne
Dancin' in Circles
Perfect Illusion
Million Reasons
Sinner's Prayer
Come to Mama
Hey Girl (feat. Florence Welch)
Angel Down
Grigio Girls
Just Another Day
La Vie en Rose
Shallow (with Bradley Cooper)
Music To My Eyes (with Bradley Cooper)
Diggin' My Grave (with Bradley Cooper)
Always Remember Us This Way
Look What I Found
Heal Me
I Don't Know What Love Is (with Bradley Cooper)
Is That Alright?
Why Did You Do That?
Hair Body Face
Before I Cry
I'll Never Love Again

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