[reece(:]

If you do go, how would you like to be remembered in the house?
As a crass crude cow that always goes on about cock and spunk

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

“Oh god, my vulva... oh god! Jesus! Have you ever! My labia was RAW! You have NO idea! 13 stone - Proud of it too! 13 stone - even though I’d like to lose 2 stone! 13 stone, on that, like this! Did you see it!”

.

[Matthew.]

Pete (talking about Sezer): “WANKERS! Ooh my Tourette’s was in context!”

[reece(:]

Yeah you could have put a bitta fit cock in for me, so what yuh put in, an 18 year old bird and a fookin gay, what fookin use is that for me - I can't even fookin look nuh mind touch. He's not even a fit gay, at least Dickie's summet to look at fookin hell where were yuh fookin brain cells when ye picked him!

[Matthew.]

I will now dive into the pool...

In accordance with health and safety regulations!

[reece(:]

Beauty and the BEAAAAASTAH!
BEEEEEEEAAAAAASTAH!

[reece(:]

Why do you think Sam will stay?
Because they're intrigued.... intrigued to see the willy

[Tony Montana]

No, you don't wanna admit that you took the bottle and hogged it for yourself because you're a greedy bitch

Bye... bi..bye- you mean nothing to me

[Matthew.]

Ahhhhh am getting all anxious sat in a massive room

[Epic.]

They're expecting TEN ciders and I've got none. *shrugs* .....Mwahahahaha.... Mwahahahaha

[reece(:]

Fookin lying bastard. Shit stirring fookin bastard. Al kill her! Fookin devious bastard. Am fookin seething! Fookin seething mate.

[Headie]

"YOU!? Chanelle?? From WIKKFIELD... wherever the **** you're from!"

[reece(:]

You either give me cigarettes or let me out of here. Honestly I wantout I'm tired I'm exhausted I don't wanna be here anymore, can you just take me out of here please. I'm not gonna go on like this it's good for anyone, it's not good for them it's not good for me.. I'm gonna go crazy I'm gonna go crazy. I can't take this anymore please just take me out of here I'm exhausted I can't take it....
Nadia is it just the lack of cigarettes that's upsetting you?
-YES IT IS JUST THE LACK OF CIGARETTES DON'T ASK ME ANYMORE QUESTIONS JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE, I'M GONNA GO INSANE.....
.... Look at me ! Look at me ! You think this is funneh this is NOT funneh. I'm not 16 year old I know what my choices are I know what I want. I wanted to be here I don't want to be here anymore!

[reece(:]

Last week was one of the worst weeks of my fookin life. I'm 36 years old, am not at school. Am not gonna let sum twatty fookin kid cum in ere, tek the piss outta me and cause fookin trouble! Sorry Richard am not avin it, she's fookin 19 so what she's confused. Am 36, am fookin confused

[reece(:]

If they put a hunk in to replace George, we're gonna put our bikinis on and use our powers of seduction to get him on our side

[Headie]

"McDonalds.... Barbie.... Herbal Essences..."

[Elliot]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

No, you don't wanna admit that you took the bottle and hogged it for yourself because you're a greedy bitch

Bye... bi..bye- you mean nothing to me

Originally Posted by Elliot

So you don’t feel you took the bottle and hogged it for yourself... cuz you’re a greedy bitch!

Whew Natalie’s impact

[Epic.]

"AH DON'T WANT TO CHILL OUT MAN, I DON'T MIND PEOPLE DOING THEIR THINGS, I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TAKING THE PISS, THIS IS MY POINT! *points at Makosi* YOU ARE TAKING THE FOOKING PISS! AND I'M NOT A FOOKING KNOBHEAD YOU KNOW, ALRIGHT? SO FOR YOU TO TAKE THE PISS OUTTA ME YOU HAVEN'T GOT A FOOKING CLUE ABOUT MY LIFE AND WHERE I'VE FOOKING BEEN! .....and having said that I love you still."

[Headie]

"Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle TWAT"

[Tony Montana]

Makosi: Eugene, you know when you went to put the black bag in the bin, you did see the mouldy tea bag, didn't you? Anthony saw me fish out mouldy tea bag, there was a camera in my face fishing out mouldy, dirty tea bags. Did you have a problem with me doing that? because you nearly put a dirty black bag in.
Eugene: That's no problem really, it's just they've been like that for the last 6 weeks
Makosi: Yes, and I decide to wash them, you don't have a problem with that do you? Thank you, I don't appreciate you slagging me off behind my back, you got a problem with me, you ****ing tell me. I cleaned a mouldy bin for everyone! Now if you got a problem with me doing that, you tell me, you don't run to Derek and slag me off. I did not speak to you badly, I sadi Eugene do not clean that bin unless you are ready, and you were not ready, I said go and eat your food, and I cleaned it, not for me but for everyone else. I don't drink ****ing tea! Never speak badly about me ever again! You've got a problem with me, you tell me!
Eugene: OK, fair enough, I apologise

[Headie]

"Alright then... ahve put mah tissue in that cup"

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Elliot

Whew Natalie’s impact

I didn't even see that, which page was that on?

[Elliot]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

I didn't even see that, which page was that on?

The first one

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Elliot

The first one

Great minds I guess

[Tony Montana]

I refuse to diminish my character, I refuse