[Matthew.]

I’ve decided to watch BB11 because I’ve seen BB5-10, might as well start watching the last ever C4 one! Or at least some of it for now. Some highlights from the launch...


- The way Ben unironically galloped down the stairs And on the house, he said to Josie and Steve “It’s bloody weird. It looks like a prison designed by Boy George.”

- Dave seems like a MESS so far but from what I’ve gathered he’s not very popular on the forum so either this doesn’t last long, or this wears thin really quick

Govan: “I’m smiley, I’m shiny, I’m happy. And I’ve got a nice smile. ”
BB: “Anything else?”
Govan: “Umm... I’ve got a big dick. ”
(VT ends)
Govan: “My grandma’s at home... ”
Davina: “Your grandma’s at home and you’ve just said YOU’VE GOT A BIG WILLY! ”

Ben’s face upon meeting Ife


“I’m a vegan, which means I don’t eat ANYTHING that comes from animals, including kittens...”


Sunshine enters the house and instead of meeting anyone, heads straight to the sofa and waits for everyone to come to her

A mess at the viewers not being able to hear a word of Corin’s VT because of the audience booing and her and Davina talking all the way through it

Big Brother 11 Launch Night Ranking
1. Ben
2. Sunshine
3. Govan
4. Shabby
5. Dave
6. Corin
7. Rachael
8. Steve
9. Ife
10. Josie
11. Mario
12. Caoimhe
13. Nathan
14. John James