[Matthew.]

Ben’s hatred of monkeys

Ben: “Monkeys freak me out.”
Sunshine: “I love monkeys! I want a little one!”
Ben: “They’re vicious and they’re ugly. ”
John James: “No, they’re not! I love monkeys!”
Ben: “I’d like a wolf. ”
John James: “Oh, because THEY’RE not vicious...”
Ben: “No, but they’re pretty, though. Wolves are BEAUTIFUL.”
John James: “He’s talking about how vicious a monkey is and now he’s said I want a wolf! ”
Ben: “Monkeys are hideous. They go around with their bums sticking out, they’ve got their bits, their penises hanging out everywhere. :/“
John James: “That’s because they don’t wear pants! If we were naked, that’s what we would look like!”
Ben: “They’re just like ill-trained people!”
John James: “You don’t believe we’re some relation to monkeys?”
Ben: “Probably we are, which is why I don’t want one hanging around. ”