[Jason.]

Are you DAMN stupid or something? Oh sorry, rhetorical question.

[Elliot]

My first nomination is Nicole

Nicola

.... shut up don’t be so stupid

[Elliot]

As the Americans say, you’re two tomatos short of a salad

[Headie]

"Is this dude trying to tell me that I don't love my nieces???"

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Hayden

"Is this dude trying to tell me that I don't love my nieces???"

Don't ever put my nieces name in your mouth, that's low.

[Elliot]

Thanks for making my birthday fantastic! Awesome! :I

[Elliot]

Cause she’s done fook all wrong to YOU!

[Headie]

“Piggy at the table, piggy at the table! She’s a piggy at the table... and she’s going to suffer!”

[Elliot]

You had your cheque now get on a plane and **** off

[Elliot]

Don’t talk to me like that! I’m a human person!

[Epic.]

Street-LAIGHT! Pee-PUHUHULL...

[Epic.]

That's double standards and complete wank. I'm sorry but that is complete wank. I was sitting there, I was the recipient of him--WHAT SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IF SOMEBODY GETS OUT OF A CHAIR--IF I GET OUT OF A CHAIR AND GO UP TO YOUR CAMERA AND GO 'UUUUGH' LIKE THAT, that is not as aggressive as sitting there minding your own business saying to someone 'If you're going to do something then, don't just talk about it, you do it' HOW is THAT--you're just talking absolute bollox I'm sorry but think about it think about the words I'm saying, are we talking in different languages? I get up like this, I come up to you 'UUUUGH!' like that and someone's sitting down like 'Alright, do whatever. Go on make me' like that, the only reason you're saying that is cause I'm BIGGER than him! And that's almost like a race thing or an ageist thing or a sexist thing! That is absolute bollox!

~~
Now I haven't got a single thing in the world to gain by smacking around a lil pissant like that. Like, as I said to other people, I could kill him, really honestly kill him with my EYEBROW if I wanted to. There's a million billion people out there, who need a smack. I've never HIT anyone like that in my entire life, and I probably never will. I've got nothing to gain, even by acknowledging his existence outside this house. He has to COME IN HERE and you have to watch it like that and play his little game, because he's in here ****ing hours and hours a day, bloody crying and pissing in his pants about anything that he can get a bit of sympathy about, and it's obviously worked. So SHAME ON YOU for falling for his absolute stupid pathetic transparent little plans, just to come in here and make us all look absolute idiots because that's what he's doing and you're falling for it and it's just... offensive, and it's just spoiling every single thing that your show is supposed to stand for. So you need to grow a pair, and get him in here and say 'Look, it's NOT all about you, you lil facker, there ARE rules in this place you know what I mean?' And make a facking precedent and then hopefully, people watching can get something positive from it instead of ALWAYS fawning to little pissant wankers like that spoiling everything that society has, like, going for it.

[Matthew.]

“Black, black, black, that’s all you ever wear, get some colour in your life you boring cow!”

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Elliot

Don’t talk to me like that! I’m a human person!

What do you think i am? A robot?

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Street-LAIGHT! Pee-PUHUHULL...

Classic Ben

[Matthew.]

[Dogeatdog]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Now I haven't got a single thing in the world to gain by smacking around a lil pissant like that. Like, as I said to other people, I could kill him, really honestly kill him with my EYEBROW if I wanted to.

I laughed so much the first time I watched this. One of my favourite diary room rants.

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

“Black, black, black, that’s all you ever wear, get some colour in your life you boring cow!”

Well i guess black’s better than..NO TROUSERS!

[Headie]

"I wouldn't fly all the way to Australia me mate for this show. Hmph! More fool you! More fool you! I only had to come an hour on the train... not from the other side of the world!"

[Matthew.]

“Look around this room, where the bloody hell do I start? That Lesley, what do you make of that Lesley, she’s rather frightening. I mean she’s the authentic fishwife - tits hanging out, effing and blinding, knickers up her arse. My gosh, hard to believe in this day and age that they still produce people like that. She said she’s never eaten a parsnip before! Weird... I think she thought the parnsip was a vibrator or something, the way she looked at it.”

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Epic.

That's double standards and complete wank. I'm sorry but that is complete wank. I was sitting there, I was the recipient of him--WHAT SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IF SOMEBODY GETS OUT OF A CHAIR--IF I GET OUT OF A CHAIR AND GO UP TO YOUR CAMERA AND GO 'UUUUGH' LIKE THAT, that is not as aggressive as sitting there minding your own business saying to someone 'If you're going to do something then, don't just talk about it, you do it' HOW is THAT--you're just talking absolute bollox I'm sorry but think about it think about the words I'm saying, are we talking in different languages? I get up like this, I come up to you 'UUUUGH!' like that and someone's sitting down like 'Alright, do whatever. Go on make me' like that, the only reason you're saying that is cause I'm BIGGER than him! And that's almost like a race thing or an ageist thing or a sexist thing! That is absolute bollox!

~~
Now I haven't got a single thing in the world to gain by smacking around a lil pissant like that. Like, as I said to other people, I could kill him, really honestly kill him with my EYEBROW if I wanted to. There's a million billion people out there, who need a smack. I've never HIT anyone like that in my entire life, and I probably never will. I've got nothing to gain, even by acknowledging his existence outside this house. He has to COME IN HERE and you have to watch it like that and play his little game, because he's in here ****ing hours and hours a day, bloody crying and pissing in his pants about anything that he can get a bit of sympathy about, and it's obviously worked. So SHAME ON YOU for falling for his absolute stupid pathetic transparent little plans, just to come in here and make us all look absolute idiots because that's what he's doing and you're falling for it and it's just... offensive, and it's just spoiling every single thing that your show is supposed to stand for. So you need to grow a pair, and get him in here and say 'Look, it's NOT all about you, you lil facker, there ARE rules in this place you know what I mean?' And make a facking precedent and then hopefully, people watching can get something positive from it instead of ALWAYS fawning to little pissant wankers like that spoiling everything that society has, like, going for it.

Legendary rant

[Epic.]

"Oh SHUT UP you ****ing WENCH! Let me speak "

[Elliot]

Quit following me around this ****ing house dappy ! **** off!

[Matthew.]

“Umm... Saiwash... second nominate is Saiwash because the reason is inappropriate language with females and quite really this is a family TV show and lot of females and lot of younger generations are watching and the 2 minutes talking about sexual orientation, and I can’t do this, which is not good for the show and him and the show as well, and yesterday the task was going really well as well...”

[Epic.]

"Yesterday, Darnell walked in on Michael in the toilet, washing his genitalia, with a cup...”