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My eldest fell face first down three stone steps when she was 2, just after I had said "don't worry I'm right behind you" as she was feeling tentative . She split her face a little at the corner of her nose and still has a faint scar. Guilt!

I also catapulted her out of her buggy once, she hated being strapped in and always sat still anyway, and I was pushing it through a patch of deep snow in winter, hit a stone that obviously couldn't be seen under the snow, and she flew out face first into the snow. But she wasn't hurt so that was pretty hilarious after the initial shock.