[The Slim Reaper]

I've never been caught but I was working as an agency supply teacher in St.Helens a few years ago, but the agency had double booked 2 of us so instead of sending one of us home, they asked if I'd mind helping them catch up with some marking, so it was a win-win. Easy money. They put me in this weird office with CCTV monitors in there.

I kid you not, there was this kid who was sitting in one of the rooms being monitored who got his tiny John Thomas out and started going at it. Fair enough, not my thing, but school can be boring at times!

The funniest part was the way he threw his legs way over his head so he could finish on his own face.

I often wonder what happened to that kid.