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Boris Johnson refuses to accept his girlfriend telling him “leave means leave”

Boris Johnson kicked out by girlfriend
Boris Johnson has today spoken out to insist that “leave means leave” is no way an explicit instruction to anyone.

After hearing the word leave screamed at him several times while at home with his girlfriend, Johnson insisted that the term is open to interpretation and anyone screaming “leave!” could also have meant they secretly want him to remain.

“Circumstances change, and though the word ‘leave’ might have been used, I have no doubt that in the cold light of day she will have changed her mind,” explained Boris’s spokesperson, Simon Williams.

“Sometimes people say ‘Leave’ in the heat of the moment, or because they’ve got the wrong end of the stick about a particular issue – it would be foolhardy to make life-affecting decisions in such circumstances.