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Originally Posted by Twosugars
There was this guy recently in America who tried disproving that earth is round. Invested money into it and all. Wonder what happened to him
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He tripped over the circumfence surrounding the world, and is now floating in space
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Originally Posted by Livia
I own a petrol car and my boobs are big enough.
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Take this letter that I give you // Take it, sonny, hold it high // You won't understand a word that's in it // But you'll write it all again before you die