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05-08-2019, 10:28 PM | #1 | |||
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IntoxiKated
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For Alf
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05-08-2019, 10:36 PM | #2 | |||
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Donald Trump and Mike Pence are on the roof of Trump Tower having a chat. Trump says to Pence, "I want to do something good to put a smile on American's faces" Pence says "You could Jump"
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05-08-2019, 10:38 PM | #3 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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Tesco to cut 4,500 jobs across 153 stores
I guess 'Every Lidl helps'
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05-08-2019, 10:43 PM | #4 | |||
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Boom boom!
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05-08-2019, 10:47 PM | #5 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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05-08-2019, 10:56 PM | #6 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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My dentist informed me today that I need a crown.
Finally, someone who understands me.
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05-08-2019, 11:08 PM | #7 | |||
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I went and got drunk.
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05-08-2019, 11:11 PM | #8 | |||
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My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof
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05-08-2019, 11:19 PM | #9 | |||
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My wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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05-08-2019, 11:22 PM | #10 | |||
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I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
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05-08-2019, 11:37 PM | #11 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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Eye jokes
The Cornea the better.
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05-08-2019, 11:40 PM | #12 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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As a child:
'You’re grounded’ As an adult: 'Your package will be delivered between 8 am and 6 pm’
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05-08-2019, 11:58 PM | #13 | |||
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soooo true.
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06-08-2019, 11:13 AM | #14 | |||
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I was in the bank the other day when an old woman asked me if I could check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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06-08-2019, 11:16 AM | #15 | ||
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06-08-2019, 11:19 AM | #16 | |||
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I should post the ones I posted in private chat, incase people didn't get to see them.
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06-08-2019, 11:20 AM | #17 | |||
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My mother is so fat that when she falls down the stairs, her neighbours think Eastenders is finishing
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06-08-2019, 11:22 AM | #18 | |||
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I used to make jokes about German Sausages, but they were the wurst
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06-08-2019, 11:23 AM | #19 | |||
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I'm sick and tired of WW2 jokes, Anne Frankly they need to stop
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06-08-2019, 11:24 AM | #20 | |||
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27/01/2020
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06-08-2019, 11:25 AM | #21 | |||
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06-08-2019, 11:50 AM | #22 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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So I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night
I should’ve put it on aloha setting.
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06-08-2019, 12:58 PM | #23 | |||
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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...why did the first elephant fall out of the tree...?...
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06-08-2019, 01:00 PM | #24 | |||
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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...why did the second elephant fall out of the tree..?..
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06-08-2019, 01:01 PM | #25 | |||
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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...why did the third elephant fall out of the tree...?...
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