[Greg!]

Originally Posted by Hayden

I always forget how sad Kinga's first eviction is

Her "Why? Why is it always me? " and her sobbing under the covers all by herself always makes me so sad </3 Thank god she gets a second chance and ends up being one of the most memorable housemates ever

Yeah but mostly for shoving a bottle of wine up her fanny so idk, swings and roundabouts

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Greg!

Yeah but mostly for shoving a bottle of wine up her fanny so idk, swings and roundabouts

Saskia fuming she didn't think of it first?

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Greg!

Yeah but mostly for shoving a bottle of wine up her fanny so idk, swings and roundabouts

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For some reason Day 30 and 31 of BB1 were never HL's shows That must be the only time they've actually skipped two days of a BB series, let alone one, unless those days show up on that recap that happens at the end of the week.

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Darren: I would like to nominate Craig um, becausehe'sgotabusinessbackhome and it'd be nice to know how it's going on--I think he's a bit worried about that? And Thomas, um, so he can see his family--last week he got nominated and just saw them--be nice for him to actually make some contact with them...

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Melanie being fully aware of the devious nomination planning Nick is doing and having no qualms with helping him

[Daniel.]

Saskia

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Darren being worried about the diarrhea of the house chickens is pretty adorable

Darren: I'll give them a couple of banana skins apparently chickens LOVE banana skins!
Vet: I'm sure they 'love' them but they're not really the best for them.
Darren: Really?
Vet: Yeah
Darren: Okay...

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Nick and Craig speculating behind his back that Darren's only nominated men every time and Craig calling him a wimp for it

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Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 27/28/29 Highlights (Caroline Evicted)
1. Darren (+2)
2. Caroline (-)
3. Nick (-2)
4. Anna
5. Melanie (-)
6. Nichola (-)
7. Craig (-)
8. Tom (-)

The top three are each phenomenal housemates in their own right and I'm not even halfway through the series

Day 32/33 Highlights (Craig and Nichola nominated)
1. Darren
2. Nick
3. Anna
4. Melanie
5. Nichola
6. Tom (+1)
7. Craig (-1)

[Matthew.]

*Two people have broken in to the Big Brother compound and entered the garden*

Helen: “I don’t like them, they’re not nice ”

[Matthew.]

“I can’t cope with Helen. When Helen goes off I can’t cope with it. ERGH just shut the… ERGH. And it’s not her, it’s just her whole… noise? A lot of them are so irrational and just so melodramatic! And so not real! Do you know what I mean? GET A GRIP. I mean, I think, even if you’re bored, even if there is a big void in your life, keep a handle on reality. Do you know what I mean? Why do you have to ****ing YELL about EVERYTHING? Why can’t you just speak normally? Why do you have to speak over everybody? Why do you never listen? WHY CAN’T YOU BE NORMAL? WHY CAN’T I SMACK YOU OVER THE HEAD? Why do you make me feel like this when I don’t usually do? Why am I going INSANE? Do you know what I mean? I’m just like, you’re making me feel like I’ve lost it, BUT YOU’VE LOST IT. And that!s what really ****s me off! ^_^”



This unexpected, random Elizabeth rant

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 5 (Bubble burst )
1. Brian (+1)
2. Helen (+1)
3. Amma (+1)
4. Elizabeth (+1)
5. Josh (+3)
6. Dean (-)
7. Paul (-)
8. Bubble (+1)

Week 6 - Amma evicted
1. Amma (+2)
2. Helen (-)
3. Elizabeth (+1)
4. Brian (-3)
5. Josh (-)
6. Dean (-)
7. Paul (-)

[aaronneely2017]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

“I can’t cope with Helen. When Helen goes off I can’t cope with it. ERGH just shut the… ERGH. And it’s not her, it’s just her whole… noise? A lot of them are so irrational and just so melodramatic! And so not real! Do you know what I mean? GET A GRIP. I mean, I think, even if you’re bored, even if there is a big void in your life, keep a handle on reality. Do you know what I mean? Why do you have to ****ing YELL about EVERYTHING? Why can’t you just speak normally? Why do you have to speak over everybody? Why do you never listen? WHY CAN’T YOU BE NORMAL? WHY CAN’T I SMACK YOU OVER THE HEAD? Why do you make me feel like this when I don’t usually do? Why am I going INSANE? Do you know what I mean? I’m just like, you’re making me feel like I’ve lost it, BUT YOU’VE LOST IT. And that!s what really ****s me off! ^_^”



This unexpected, random Elizabeth rant

I remember this! Probably one of Woodcocks finest moments

[Matthew.]

*The housemates are doing a taste test of 10 gourmet cheeses*

Josh: “Smell that.”
Helen: “AHHH that STINKS! ”
Brian: “That smells like something I expelled when I was 14 in my bed. ”
Elizabeth: “Oh, Brian. ”
Helen: … (it clicks) “BRIAN! ”
Brian: “I’m sorry but it does!”

[Matthew.]

Brian: “I’m not getting on with Josh at all, he’s not getting on with me, we just need alcohol don’t you agree?”
Josh: “Just a touch.”
Brian: “Just to relax.”
Josh: “A couple more bottles would be fantastic.”
Brian: “Yeah, would be fan- ama- yeah”
BB: “There will be no more alcohol coming into the house tonight.”
Brian: “What’s your name? You’ve got a very relaxing voice? ”
BB: “This is Big Brother.”
Brian: “Do they call you Big Brother for a reason? Ok so are you single? ”
Josh: “Brian… I’m going. I’m not sitting here while you get a date.
Brian: “Are you seeing anyone? Are you seeing Big Sister? (Josh leads him out the diary room) HAVE YOU GOT A BOY OR GIRLFRIEND? ”

[Matthew.]

“Oh Josh I can’t take you seriously when you’ve got no crotch in your trousers. ”

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Oh wow all of a sudden I'm on the infamous "Nick gets caught" episode, I'm gonna enjoy this one .

An interesting thing to note is that the version of this I'm watching is actually a repeat of the episode seven years later, like a time capsule of how memorable the show once was. .

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I already knew that Craig was hypocritical regarding getting mad at Nick for influencing nominations even though he was always on board with Nick's plans, but I did not realize that he got Nick's choices for nominations written on his hands for him and then only the day after staging this dramatic confrontation just because the whole group was against Nick, so self-righteous and cowardly .

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He's also now clearly only vexed cause Tom's told him Nick's caused Craig to be nominated in the past in the first place

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I'm not even halfway through the episode and it's one of my favorites of all time . Darren dramatically uncovers the previous names Nick's written in the past and him & Craig are SEETHING about the whole ordeal. It then cuts to Nick plotting every single upcoming week with Melanie and it's the funniest melodramatic deviousness I think I've ever encountered .

Nick: Friday... Goodbye Nicky. . Next week, Darren and Craig, Darren goes. Week after that, Craig and Anna...Anna goes. Week after THAT... Craig and Tom, Craig goes, Tom stays. Left with us three. He [Tom] wins. By 3 percent. I've seen it all in my dream!

[aaronneely2017]

Originally Posted by Epic.

I'm not even halfway through the episode and it's one of my favorites of all time . Darren dramatically uncovers the previous names Nick's written in the past and him & Craig are SEETHING about the whole ordeal. It then cuts to Nick plotting every single upcoming week with Melanie and it's the funniest melodramatic deviousness I think I've ever encountered .

Nick: Friday... Goodbye Nicky. . Next week, Darren and Craig, Darren goes. Week after that, Craig and Anna...Anna goes. Week after THAT... Craig and Tom, Craig goes, Tom stays. Left with us three. He [Tom] wins. By 3 percent. I've seen it all in my dream!

Loving this! Nick getting caught is a top 5 moments for me!!

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Originally Posted by aaronneely2017

Loving this! Nick getting caught is a top 5 moments for me!!

Yesss I'm on that right now, Nick gradually being more and more arrogant that all his plans are working until finally he acts certain nothing can go wrong for him, only for all of it to catch up on him suddenly and leave him desperately scrambling his way out of it but failing under his own self-turmoil in being anxious in justifying himself when confronted by a large group, this entire rise and downfal is ARTISTIC television to say the least

[aaronneely2017]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Yesss I'm on that right now, Nick gradually being more and more arrogant that all his plans are working until finally he acts certain nothing can go wrong for him, only for all of it to catch up on him suddenly and leave him desperately scrambling his way out of it but failing under his own self-turmoil in being anxious in justifying himself when confronted by a large group, this entire rise and downfal is ARTISTIC television to say the least

Yesss! Its genius!!! If it weren't for this moment BBUK may not have been the huge success that it would become!

The part were he is scrambling his way out is brilliant!
I have the Uncut dvd of this and like a third of it is dedicated to Nick

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Darren: Is what he's saying about you showing other people's names, is that true?
Nick: No it's not! :/
Darren: Oh!
Tom: You have, you've shown me names.
Melanie: And you've shown me names.
Darren: Nick hasn't shown me any names! ...Have you!
Nick: No...


Darren of course having to make the whole thing about the fact he didn't receive any names