[Grim Reaper]

Well surely we can all agree this election is just what we all needed, after all afterwards it's gonna be like Heaven.. free broadband,free double glazing, tons of new hospitals and you'll ring the doctor for an appointment and they'll say sure is 15 minutes enough time for you to get here?! Ooh and then there's the thousands of extra filth on the streets who incidentally won't actually be needed by that time because the schools will be so fantastic no kid will ever want to knock off' to become a knife weilding drug courier! I don't know why we've waited so long?