[Pro Sniper]

You don't have to be a relative. Just the type to buy a pile of garbage and and defend it in to the hilt.

The type who swallows a desperate line like "I'd rather have a million laughs than a million pounds" - Scarlett Moffatt

Remember that nonsense? I almost spewed from embarrassment. She got to laugh her lying head off as a million pound+ was shoved towards her as she gobbled up all the silly offers put in front of her, got busy making mickey mouse fitness DVDs for idiots to buy etc..