[Ant.]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

This speaks for the population of St. Helens

Gabby Allen bore witness?

[The Slim Reaper]

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

[Crimson Dynamo]

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

if its under 7 then you have been shortchanged

end of

You do realise below 7 is average right , there's nothing small about that.

As others have said the fuss made about size is ridiculous .

[Livia]

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

At least that's what men with small ones tell me.

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

What if I gave you a 2 inch one 4 times?

4 thrusts?

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Livia

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

At least that's what men with small ones tell me.

I hope you've been doing the pelvic tilt excercises to give them a chance in the future.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I hope you've been doing the pelvic tilt excercises to give them a chance in the future.

I always do.... but you know the baby came out of the nursery through the sun roof, he didn't go through the playground... if you see what I mean.

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Livia

I always do.... but you know the baby came out of the nursery through the sun roof, he didn't go through the playground... if you see what I mean.

I get it..

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Livia

I always do.... but you know the baby came out of the nursery through the sun roof, he didn't go through the playground... if you see what I mean.

great analogy

[Jessica.]

I never would have thought that saying c-section was something to be avoided?

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

I never would have thought that saying c-section was something to be avoided?

Oh...is that what it meant, I thought Livia had birthed from her bottom.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Oh...is that what it meant, I thought Livia had birthed from her bottom.

I can't do anything these days without a criticism from Jessica. She didn't speak to me for years and now she just posts to... actually I'm not sure why.

[Jessica.]

I literally said nothing mean, I'm just confused by why someone wouldn't say c-section tbh

[Cherie]

I had a sunroof and a playground, I win

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I had a sunroof and a playground, I win

More convertible than sunroof

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

I literally said nothing mean, I'm just confused by why someone wouldn't say c-section tbh

Because this is a forum, I was chatting to a mate and I thought he may find it funny.

[Jessica.]

Oh ha ha

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Livia

Because this is a forum, I was chatting to a mate and I thought he may find it funny.

I did..you have a wonderful way with words.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I did..you have a wonderful way with words.

Thanks Parm.... Jessica isn't amused. But then, she never is.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

Oh ha ha

Yeah, I said HE may find it funny.

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Livia

Thanks Parm.... Jessica isn't amused. But then, she never is.

Typical size queen imo.

[Swan]

How do these lads and gals take those huge nobs up the bum? That must be painful!!!

[Jessica.]

Why was my post deleted? It was on topic. I said I don't care about size as long as they're a decent human being and not an ignorant bigot.