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Default My stomach just made me jump...

I'm in the house alone and it made a noise. But not just any noise - it sounded exactly like my eldest daughter saying "Muuum?" I genuinely thought she had left and walked home from school?? Wtf...
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There's a surrealist horror in there somewhere. Someone's rumbling stomach starts to sound like words, telling them what to do...

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Belly looks more like a bum hole.
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It was an ad for Reebok from 20 years ago

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this is why i have a cappuccino and a slice of white warbutons toasted with butter immediately i wake up as it silences the voices in my stomach


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this is why i have a cappuccino and a slice of white warbutons toasted with butter immediately i wake up as it silences the voices in my stomach


Immediately? ... ... How?
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Also I can't eat before about 11am it makes me feel sick
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Also I can't eat before about 11am it makes me feel sick

Everyone needs a breakfast

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It's probably psychological, I always enjoy breakfast in hotels. Maybe I just don't want to make anything.
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It's probably psychological, I always enjoy breakfast in hotels. Maybe I just don't want to make anything.
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You will give yourself an ulcer by skipping breakfast
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I mean I haven't eaten breakfast more than maybe once a week since I was about 13, so surely it would have happened by now .
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Also I can't eat before about 11am it makes me feel sick
Nothing wrong with that.

So long as you have a Balanced Lunch.


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