[Alf]

I went to a Chinese restaurant, to buy a loaf of bread, they wrapped it up in a five pound note, and this is what they said. A smack in the gob, kick in the head, cut off your fanny stick it on your head, when the Indians come to town, yeee ah.

Don't ask

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Alf

I went to a Chinese restaurant, to buy a loaf of bread, they wrapped it up in a five pound note, and this is what they said. A smack in the gob, kick in the head, cut off your fanny stick it on your head, when the Indians come to town, yeee ah.

Don't ask

Whadda you mean don't ask!

I have to now.

[Alf]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Whadda you mean don't ask!

I have to now.

When we was kids, my mates younger brother used to sing that to us. It just came back to me when you asked me to put "fanny" in a sentence.