[Parmy]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

You crack on, I would be your wing man.

Me and my mate once met two women one was single and hot I drove them home with my mate he really
Liked the singe one, so me being me I asked when will we see you again, she gave me her number.

I gave it to my mate and he sent her a text saying did she want to go on a date, she never replied.

Two weeks passed and we where out and saw them again in passing the hot one was offish

Well another two weeks had passed and we saw them again in another club my mate had is tongue out over her.

So I went over to talk to her and ask wot was up?

While my mate looked on, she said I should break your leg, I said why?

She said I gave you my number for you and you alone what would I want with Phil.

I just laughed, needless to say I didn’t tell poor Phil the bad news.

I asked when will we see you again, she gave me her number.


If you had sang it, she would have forgiven you xx