[Livia]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

Isn't that a cooking method for a Turkey though? It's not really the same as shoving your Penis or Vagina down a dead corpse imo.

That's away from if David Cameron is innocent or not, which obviously he is innocent as it stands as there's no evidence so I do take back my earlier statement about him being a Necrophiliac and Bestiality lover.

I think you'll find Mock, that necrophilia and bestiality both involve some kind of sexual act. And as the story has never even been acknowledged, let alone backed up with info or first hand accounts, I'm going out on a limb and say that it was a bit less significant than you're trying to make it.

And was it a corpse? I remember reading that it was as a drunken dinner. I'm guessing it would not have been an entire pig, that the pig's head was cooked and that he would probably have had to take the apple out of the pig's mouth first.

So... about as sexual as stuffing a turkey.