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Old 19-01-2021, 06:44 PM #1
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Default A tip for dog lovers..

You know when you are really really really bursting on a pee and you finally find somewhere to go..and the relief!!!


Well imagine if someone was patting or stroking your head or back as you did it..how soothing that would be.



So next time you come home and the dogs been in all day...and you get the lead out, and he jumps and wags like mad trying not to let any dribble out....you must remember when he gets out to the first hurried piss stop(you know the one, the one where your glad it's not icy outside cause of the power of the mad beasts urge to piss with you dangling on the end if the lead trying to tuck the keys in your pocket whilst adjusting the lead from left to right hand....you must remember to stroke or pat his head or back whilst hes doing it..


He will love you forever, I promise you that.

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Well atm I'm sitting eating my chicken dinner with the window open and all I can hear from outside is a bird screaming for its life, a cat must have its child.. or something. Whatever it is its put me off my chicken, so less of the , if you dont mind. :-)

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