[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by jet

If you go back to post 41, you’ll find I simply asked you for a link to your um….’joke’. You didn’t respond.
I then didn’t refer to you directly at all, but posted where the rumours originated.
That was all and where it could have ended.
Then began your endless drivel to me starting with my ‘evidentiary standards’ and ‘how close I was to getting it’. I replied, you replied, and on and on and on.
But you weren't 'arsed'.

You are now dismissed. Jog on.

After I posted that um..."joke" you spent 2 pages being an annoying knat about the rumours. Of course you weren't replying directly to me, despite yaknow, replying directly to me.

Imagine being so much of a prefect, that even someone having a joke about the rumours, causes you to go into full on panic, white knight mode.

All you had to do was think "jesus christ the amazing misdirection that slim posted about paul gascoigne and our lord and saviour, william, was so good, it even went over my head".

But no, you couldn't do that, you had to turn into the repetitive uber-bore you frequently are. You don't have to like my joke or even understand it, but I beg of thee, please partake in some self reflection on white knighting for 2 pages being a bit tedious, even by your world class ability in the discipline of tedium.