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Eurovision Song Contest 2024, first semi-final, review: Croatia steals show
while the UK already looks doomed ![]() Milking cows, exploding trousers, screeching witches, a rap about Mother Teresa and a half-naked man with a mullet hatching out of a giant denim egg. It could only be the annual audio-visual fever dream that is Eurovision. The 68th edition of the world’s biggest and most bonkers music competition got under way with Eurovision Song Contest Semi-Final 1 (BBC One). We were frequently warned about flashing images and strobe effects. We weren’t warned about the show being stolen by something called Baby Lasagna. Croatia’s memorably named entrant delivered a rock-techno racket about economic migration - that well-known topic for pop lyrics. It was endearingly eccentric, infernally catchy and will take some beating on Saturday. The British contingent might as well pack up and head home early. UK entrant Olly Alexander has been branded “complicit in genocide” for his participation, which seems extreme. The Years & Years frontman and It’s A Sin star promised to tackle Eurovision in “the gayest way possible” but despite crooning from inside a sort of zero-gravity space toilet, he failed to stand out. Formulaic synth-pop affair “Dizzy” feels like a Pet Shop Boys B-side. Alexander is unlikely to make up for Mae Muller’s chastening flop last year. He’d concentrated on gimmicky staging and forgotten to write an actual tune. Bambie Thug rightly broke the Irish curse to become its first qualifier for six years with a theatrically demonic slice of “ouija-pop”. Johnny Logan would be turning in his grave if he was actually dead. Indeed, the two-time winner proved he was alive and well by popping up to perform a heartfelt Loreen tribute. ![]() Keeping Graham Norton’s seat warm for Saturday, Scott Mills and Rylan added arch commentary for UK viewers. Rylan was more amusing but both were so keen to keep talking, it often felt like being harangued in stereo. Nice-but-bland Mills should be jettisoned next year. Of the 15 semi-finalists competing, the top 10 went forward to this weekend’s showpiece grand final. Luxembourg returned after a 30-year absence and narrowly snuck through. We waved a relieved farewell to Poland’s Lady Gaga- lite, Moldova’s yodel-fest, the Icelandic Jane McDonald, Azerbaijan’s howl- athon and, in the biggest shock result, Australia’s feeble Grace Jones facsimile. It was difficult to make a case for any of them deserving to stay but it all seemed like a lot of trouble just to eliminate five songs. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/eur...-final-review/ |
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