[parmnion]

Been ages since I've played golf, so joined the local club for the 1st time.



After 1 and a half rounds...



Shoot under 100...tic.
Get a birdie...tic
Get a par....tic
Get a bogey...tic
Get a double bogey...tic
Get a treble bogey...tic.
Give up on a hole...tic.
Give up on a round....tic.
Drown sorrows at 19th hole...tic.


Out again on sunday morning.

[LeatherTrumpet]

me and the boys will be in Wales next month for a week of golfing glory

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

me and the boys will be in Wales next month for a week of golfing glory

Good luck.

I've changed my putting stance...I know have my left foot 2 feet behind me, and all my weight directly on my right leg that's aligned with my waist. I'm reading the line well now, and the pace is much better. Hit a nice 12 footer, centre cup for my first birdie, ever, today.

[parmnion]

Shoot under 90...tic.

[bitontheslide]

don't get arrested on the way to the golf course

[LeatherTrumpet]

I would add
Cubans
Snuff
Malt

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

don't get arrested on the way to the golf course

[parmnion]

Par every hole on the course (obviously not in the same round) ...tic.

A nice 7 wood off the tee, straight over the bunkers to 12 feet..easy 2 putt

[Cherie]

double dutch to me thankfully

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Cherie

double dutch to me thankfully

You could have been my fanny.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by parmnion

You could have been my fanny.

I hope that is a golfing term

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I hope that is a golfing term

Nick faldo ex caddie was called fanny Sorenson.


I obviously being cheeky.

What donyou reckon?

Wood or iron.