[Ray.]

In the end I suppose it's good I didn't run. Some of my campaign pledges would have been to segregate the Love Island posters and put them in a work camp where they would have had access to the finest medical care, a novel exercise regimen, and state of the art new showering facilities.

And we would have instituted a Jizya-style tax on Trish supporters who still wish to post alongside the same members of this forum. It would have been the Iron Fist party and our slogan would have been 'Wish in one hand, **** in the other'