[Ray.]

Well I'm afraid you'll have to take it up with the good folks over at Wikipedia, for you see:

According to the book Law of the Playground, 1,866 men were asked: "How close have you got to the game of soggy biscuit, in which you race to wank onto a cracker?" Of the respondents, 6.2% reportedly admitted to having played the game.[4]

How did we get onto this? @Mystic Mock, this is your fault.



Also, considering the content of this conversation, I've just now realised my avatar and user title is really rather suspect...