[GlitterUK]

She is acting like it is her first ever boyfriend. Has she spoken about past relationships?

[GoldHeart]

Unless she's never had a serious relationship. But I don't even want to class this showmance as 'serious'. They both keep acting like silly goofy teenagers .

[GlitterUK]

When it comes to sex talk she speaks like she has done it all but then she acts like she is goofy.

[Ray.]

Originally Posted by GlitterUK

When it comes to sex talk she speaks like she has done it all but then she acts like she is goofy.

You've never had goofy sex? You're missing out.

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by Ray.

You've never had goofy sex? You're missing out.

Wtf is ' goofy sex'

[Ray.]

Originally Posted by GoldHeart

Wtf is ' goofy sex'

I dunno, I just thought it sounded funny.

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by Ray.

I dunno, I just thought it sounded funny.

[GlitterUK]

Maybe they can realise a How to have goofy sex with Baked Potato guide.

[Maru]

Originally Posted by GoldHeart

Wtf is ' goofy sex'

Probably where one or both of them coyly acts like they've never done it before. Then proceeds to talk about the penis using the word banana and the vagina as some other random food product the whole time. I'll let one of the boys here fill us in on a good qualifier. They have a head start since Rosie is already conveniently named after another food product..

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

As my Italian friends would say "ma Che 'boyfriend', oh!" 🤌

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by GoldHeart

Wtf is ' goofy sex'

It involves Pluto.





I think that I went a bit wuff with that joke.

[Ammi]

…I think for me it’s just that this particular ‘boyfriend’ doesn’t seem organic/natural and feels very forced and awkward…no matter what the previous partner history, that awkwardness would still be there if it hadn’t evolved naturally and I don’t think it has…and I think that maybe the person who is most surprised by this new script is BP….who hasn’t been given her script yet so is ad libbing it all…

[bots]

For some reason, this thread reminded me of Maximus from Fallout when Lucy suggested having sex ..... thats what i call goofy

[Crimson Dynamo]

so we have to surmise that at some point in the game (and BB missed this ) BP and Nathan (2 of the most honest HMs) made a pact to have a fake relationship to help them win

or


They both are subconsciously on the same unspoken page that they will do this and are doing it even though id imagine EVERY friend and relation would dissaprove


or


its a normal romance that always happens when you stick people together like this just as it happens in EVERY large office in Every town and city in the UK

I know which one sounds more plausable to me

[Ray.]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

It involves Pluto.





I think that I went a bit wuff with that joke.

No, no, that's just plain bestiality.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Maru

Probably where one or both of them coyly acts like they've never done it before. Then proceeds to talk about the penis using the word banana and the vagina as some other random food product the whole time. I'll let one of the boys here fill us in on a good qualifier. They have a head start since Rosie is already conveniently named after another food product..

Half eaten kebab is what you are looking for.

[Beso]

Or a steak draped over a clothes line.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by bots

For some reason, this thread reminded me of Maximus from Fallout when Lucy suggested having sex ..... thats what i call goofy

That scene was funny.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Ray.

No, no, that's just plain bestiality.

It's 2024, you need to get with the times.
















Seriously, don't have sex with an animal.

[GoldHeart]

I just find them both more and more cringe and oddball.

She refused to kiss him in the cage ,he was basically trying to schedule a kiss with her ... he's so strange . Cold sore and bare feet out ,what a catch.