[Cherry Christmas]

Excited for my petrol station bunch of flowers

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Cherie Christmas

Excited for my petrol station bunch of flowers

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Cherie Christmas

Excited for my petrol station bunch of flowers

By the time you get them they’ll be wilted too.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I'm going to prepare mine today, because I'm unwell. So I can rest tomorrow.

[Cherry Christmas]

Originally Posted by Cranbenny Jamin

By the time you get them they’ll be wilted too.

[Cherry Christmas]

Originally Posted by Santa's NaughtiNess

I'm going to prepare mine today, because I'm unwell. So I can rest tomorrow.

feel better Ness, what are you preparing

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Santa's NaughtiNess

I'm going to prepare mine today, because I'm unwell. So I can rest tomorrow.

You’ve already sent it to me.

I’ll post them tomorrow. Hope you feel better soon.

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Originally Posted by Santa's NaughtiNess

I'm going to prepare mine today, because I'm unwell. So I can rest tomorrow.

Originally Posted by Cranbenny Jamin

You’ve already sent it to me.

I’ll post them tomorrow. Hope you feel better soon.

Totally empathizing with Vanessa's vibe there I thought I had a few more days to get things together before the big day. It's not like I didn't know the current date. Nope. Initially I had thought husband would be off with more time pre-25th because they're messing with his schedule atm and so my mind was inserting imaginary time and days that don't exist which is foiling my plans... it isn't going to impact things too much (I hope), but it's definitely going to busy from now until then ... I'm kind of tired.

[UserSince2005]

I better get something good

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by UserSince2005

I better get something good

You may be in luck


@Doubleendeddildoforyourtravels.com.

[The Human Santapede]

I’ll start revealing these shortly. Just finding some of the things and formatting.

Don’t reveal who you got (if you’re going to) until all 14 have been posted.

[The Human Santapede]

Annie

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A pair of Glastonbury tickets

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A lovely, warm jumper

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And some slippers

[The Human Santapede]

Swan

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My neighbor's Christmas lights:

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Dancing Musical Pugs:

Youtube video

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And for that special football time:

Hand warmers...



Outdoor projector with comfortable seating...


And a hot meal of your choice for family and friends...

Happy Hanukkah♪

[The Human Santapede]

Ammi

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Youtube video

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Youtube video

[The Human Santapede]

rusticgal

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First a poem…

A bachelor caress'd his cat,
A darling, fair, and delicate;
So deep in love, he thought her mew
The sweetest voice he ever knew.
By prayers, and tears, and magic art,
The man got Fate to take his part;
And, lo! one morning at his side
His cat, transform'd, became his bride.
In wedded state our man was seen
The fool in courtship he had been.
No lover e'er was so bewitch'd
By any maiden's charms
As was this husband, so enrich'd
By hers within his arms.
He praised her beauties, this and that,
And saw there nothing of the cat.
In short, by passion's aid, he
Thought her a perfect lady.

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One of my favorite Christmas songs and movies

Youtube video

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Merry Christmas from ???
With love

[The Human Santapede]

Maru

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Who doesn't love chocolate ?

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Something to keep you busy and enjoy

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A book to for your craft hobby

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2 tickets to a show

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Happy Christmas to you xxxx

[The Human Santapede]

Niamh

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Quiz Game

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Idle Hands Blu Ray Collectors Edition

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Liverpool shirt because I know she supports them (unfortunately )

[The Human Santapede]

Parm

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To Parm, with love.

Merry Christmas.

I got you a personalised Beer Opener, Wall mounted

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A compass watch for when you get lost on roundabouts

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Teddy coat to keep you snug

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A unique U2 signed special edition I-Pod. It's one of a kind...like you

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A drinks coaster that tells it like it is

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And finally, a large disco ball planter for a very groovy guy.

[The Human Santapede]

Jake

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Dear Jake, Merry Christmas - love from Santa xxx

Firstly, Santa’s elves have knitted you a giant cosy sock to keep you warm, it took them 750 years to complete it but your comfort was all they could think of.

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Santa also gifts you a pair of mop slippers so that on those lazy Sundays you can still have clean floors, which will keep you firmly on that Nice List

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A Jason Momoa colouring book, which is apparently THE most wanted Christmas gift of 2024.

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A toilet timer so that you’ll always have totally perfectly timed loo breaks at work and making you more or less Employee of the Month every month

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Matching personalised Hollywood Star mugs for you and 9 friends/family members of your choice to share a cuppa together.

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A Book of Unusual Knowledge - a must have for all first class games masters, which you obviously are

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A lovely bottle of Baileys for your guzzling pleasure

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A nice old tart which has been lovingly baked by Claudia and Mary and a bottle of sherry

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A voucher for a Claudia Winkleman makeover for that special evening out

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A Traitors cloak, personally donated by Claudia - so that you can be a Traitor every and any day of the week

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A very rare and discontinued but Santa managed to get one anyway, Jellycat glitter ball

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Afternoon tea for two at Blackpool Tower ballroom

[The Human Santapede]

Jones

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365 days of Dad Jokes

[The Human Santapede]

Kazanne

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Kazanne, Merry Christmas to you and all your family... from your Secret Santa

Some pants

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A reminder of what you are missing in America

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A vegan hamper

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A selection of onesies for the doggos

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Treats for the kitties

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Tickets for a one week voyage to New York on QM2

[The Human Santapede]

Kate

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Free travel for a year

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£20 in loose change for your piggy bank

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A bingo pen

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And last, but certainly not least. A kier starmer pillow case.

[The Human Santapede]

Vanessa

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A pizza slice bean bag

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A lovely bottle of non-alcoholic orange spirit (nice mixed with soda)

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A life size cardboard cut out of Vito

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A snowman beanie to keep your head warm

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And a baked bean pocket hug you can take with you anywhere for when you need a hug

[The Human Santapede]

Cherie

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As she has recently adopted her doggo Tilly, I thought I would sponsor a dog in her name (Cherie TiBB)

https://www.dogstrust.org.uk/support...onsor/dog/lucy

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Also as she keeps forgetting to buy the sherry, I got her a bottle:

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And lastly for long dog walks with Tilly matchy matchy hoodies:

[The Human Santapede]

Just the person who got me to post theirs now.

Good effort everyone.