[Beso]

We got it all. Daily puzzles to keep the mind active, dancing and singing competitions for the more active. Weather updates for seamen Staines, the fastest ex royal navy pensioner still living in care today. Debates for walking stick waggling. A reliable night porter( thank you mock) we are even prepared for death notices. (Bob's )

The list is endless.....isn't it?

[Maru]

And you can get medication from your nurse when you're banned to sit in your room to watch MASH reruns.

But yes, it certainly does keep your mind mentally active.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Beso

We got it all. Daily puzzles to keep the mind active, dancing and singing competitions for the more active. Weather updates for seamen Staines, the fastest ex royal navy pensioner still living in care today. Debates for walking stick waggling. A reliable night porter( thank you mock) we are even prepared for death notices. (Bob's )

The list is endless.....isn't it?

Yes, it could well be a Future


Slim would be ideal
He would want his mind active.
Lady nurses would have to watch him,
more

[arista]

Originally Posted by Maru

And you can get medication from your nurse when you're banned to sit in your room to watch MASH reruns.

But yes, it certainly does keep your mind mentally active.

I would pay EXTRA
for 7 Extra Screens
into a Multi-Sky Feed Box

All plugged in safely

[Beso]

Originally Posted by arista

I would pay EXTRA
for 7 Extra Screens
into a Multi-Sky Feed Box

All plugged in safely

Where would you put the leccy blanket plug?

[arista]

Originally Posted by Beso

Where would you put the leccy blanket plug?

Near the bed.


I would Pay Extra
to have New Multi Mains plugs
put in my room only.
For 7 Extra Screens all 4K

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by Oliver_W

You need to work a bit harder on being funny, mayhaps?

Humorous and funny are different things, but I'll take your feedback onboard and try to do better in the future.

Originally Posted by Oliver_W

I've said this before but some vocal tics just annoy me - the guests on Jeremy Vine this morning: the woman drops every H in every word, and the man has a mouth full of marbles I don't know if I can watch!!

Now you found this post of yours hilarious, but I don't have anywhere near the comedic timing to match this, unfortunately.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Beso

Where would you put the leccy blanket plug?

There are no lecky blankets only rubber sheets

[Oliver_W]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

Now you found this post of yours hilarious, but I don't have anywhere near the comedic timing to match this, unfortunately.

To be fair I was laughing at myself more than any attempt at being funny. Being such a prick that I can't bear improper speech is amusing to laugh at.

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by Oliver_W

To be fair I was laughing at myself more than any attempt at being funny. Being such a prick that I can't bear improper speech is amusing to laugh at.

So you're saying humour is subjective? And what one person might find humorous/funny is different from someone else?

interesting...

[Oliver_W]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

So you're saying humour is subjective? And what one person might find humorous/funny is different from someone else?

interesting...

Tu shay.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Beso

We got it all. Daily puzzles to keep the mind active, dancing and singing competitions for the more active. Weather updates for seamen Staines, the fastest ex royal navy pensioner still living in care today. Debates for walking stick waggling. A reliable night porter( thank you mock) we are even prepared for death notices. (Bob's )

The list is endless.....isn't it?

Think so, its pretty much a care home now as we are an aging population

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Think so, its pretty much a care home now as we are an aging population

Niamh just pissed herself too.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Niamh just pissed herself too.

And she's a nurse as well.


Hatchet we call her.