[Crimson Dynamo]

Compare the above vanilla trash to the 20 best-selling of say 1983

I feel so sorry for teenagers today


POS TITLE ARTIST PEAK

1 KARMA CHAMELEON CULTURE CLUB 1
2 UPTOWN GIRL BILLY JOEL 1
3 RED RED WINE UB40 1
4 LET'S DANCE DAVID BOWIE 1
5 TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART BONNIE TYLER 1
6 TRUE SPANDAU BALLET 1
7 DOWN UNDER MEN AT WORK 1
8 BILLIE JEAN MICHAEL JACKSON 1
9 ONLY YOU FLYING PICKETS 1
10 ALL NIGHT LONG (ALL NIGHT) LIONEL RICHIE 2
11 SWEET DREAM (ARE MADE OF THIS) EURYTHMICS 2
12 YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE PHIL COLLINS 1
13 TOO SHY KAJAGOOGOO 1
14 WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT (THAT'S MY HOME) PAUL YOUNG 1
15 LOVE OF THE COMMON PEOPLE PAUL YOUNG 2
16 EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE POLICE 1
17 IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW DURAN DURAN 1
18 BLUE MONDAY NEW ORDER 9
19 GIVE IT UP KC & THE SUNSHINE BAND 1
20 I.O.U FREEZ 2