[arista]

[Female Hermann's tortoises
are reportedly walking off cliffs to escape
relentless and aggressive male courtship.]


This is in the Times Paper today.


Shocking these female Tortoises
prefer death to sex


Was debated on Ch5 AM live
Newspaper review.

[Glenn.]

Not exactly flattering behaviour, is it. Nature really said men need to calm down.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Women Tortoises are all called Michelle

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Crimson Dynamo

Women Tortoises are all called Michelle

The ones who walked off the cliff are called Meshant

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

The ones who walked off the cliff are called Meshant

[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

The ones who walked off the cliff are called Meshant

[Parmy]

Don't tell me Raphael and Donatello have been on Epstein island.

[Glenn.]

Are we at the stage where we’re joking about child rape now?

[arista]

It is sad
they fall off the cliff
to avoid the male Tortoises

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Parmy

Don't tell me Raphael and Donatello have been on Epstein island.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by arista

It is sad
they fall off the cliff
to avoid the male Tortoises

Tbf, I would too if the male Tortoises are like Ranting For Vengeance.

[Ammi]

Scientists predict that the last female tortoise on the island will die in 2083…very sad, the sexual aggression from males may be the end of Hermann tortoise reproduction on the island…all contributing to extinction…

https://people.com/female-tortoises-...20new%20report

[Ray.]

Are we sure the female tortoises don't simply identify as lemmings now?

[Livia]

We've all wanted to throw ourselves off something high to escape unwanted male attention at one time or another, right girls.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I had a Tortoise as a pet when i was a lad, it was always getting into scapes. One day he got mugged by a couple of Snails

I called the police and the officer asked him what had occurred, but sadly he could not recall

"It all happened so fast Officer," he said

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Livia

We've all wanted to throw ourselves off something high to escape unwanted male attention at one time or another, right girls.

But what if they were 90s cool chic, like these turtles in their shell suits?

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Livia

We've all wanted to throw ourselves off something high to escape unwanted male attention at one time or another, right girls.

One of the ladies in my walking group recently hooked up with a guy ..she finished with him a few weeks later ane gave him feedback that no woman wants to be shagged for half an hour non stop ✋ she said in the end she felt like a vessel

[Parmy]

Was just about to have custard...don't think I will now

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Livia

We've all wanted to throw ourselves off something high to escape unwanted male attention at one time or another, right girls.