[Zizu]

In other news .,

Serena Williams is another Ozempic taker apparently


She used to be a proper wide-load if you recall with huge , tree trunk legs ..

She retired a while ago but has lost loads of weight and is apparently considering a comeback has she is faster and more mobile than she ever was in her playing days

Question is has she still got the power ?

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Zizu

In other news .,

Serena Williams is another Ozempic taker apparently


She used to be a proper wide-load if you recall with huge , tree trunk legs ..

She retired a while ago but has lost loads of weight and is apparently considering a comeback has she is faster and more mobile than she ever was in her playing days

Question is has she still got the power ?

Jesus!

[Mystic Mock]

Poor Raducanu.

Out in 52 minutes, I hope that doesn't send her into a downhill spiral again.

[Zizu]

Bad news Mystic

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Bad news Mystic

Well done to him.

He got the best looking woman in current Tennis imo, I honestly can't begrudge him that.

And she does always come across as a nice person, so hopefully they're both seeing that in each other.

[Mystic Mock]

And I know what he means.

I think that nearly every guy has the same reaction when they see Raducanu for the first time.














And now I will stop, as I am starting to creep myself out.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

And I know what he means.

I think that nearly every guy has the same reaction when they see Raducanu for the first time.














And now I will stop, as I am starting to creep myself out.

I can’t offer an opinion as I am a happily married , family man of many years so I am not allowed to look at any other women … apparently

[Redway]

Originally Posted by Zizu

I can’t offer an opinion as I am a happily married , family man of many years so I am not allowed to look at any other women … apparently

What you do goes way beyond that and you know it.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Redway

What you do goes way beyond that and you know it.

I was trying to keep your identity a secret …


Anyways I basically quoted you word for word and you’re so far wide of the mark in your ideas of a healthy relationship/ marriage- it’s actually quite funny

[Redway]

Originally Posted by Zizu

I was trying to keep your identity a secret …


Anyways I basically quoted you word for word and you’re so far wide of the mark in your ideas of a healthy relationship/ marriage- it’s actually quite funny

You keep telling yourself that, big boy. If it gets you through Easter. If you don’t want me to come for you, this isn’t the way to go about it. Step outside the nonsense for a minute and think about all the ways you can not draw attention to yourself if you’re going to play the victimisation/ganging-up card. You can’t cope with it so don’t go asking for it. If I really deal with you today and open my mouth now, you’ll cry for 3 nights straight and not sleep. And you know I can do it. Anything for you. You’re special.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Redway

You keep telling yourself that, big boy. If it gets you through Easter. If you don’t want me to come for you, this isn’t the way to go about it. Step outside the nonsense for a minute and think about all the ways you can not draw attention to yourself if you’re going to play the victimisation/ganging-up card. You can’t cope with it so don’t go asking for it. If I really deal with you today and open my mouth now, you’ll cry for 3 nights straight and not sleep. And you know I can do it. Anything for you. You’re special.

Always the …

[Redway]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Always the …

Boy are you distinctly unfunny. Not even a clown can save you there. You wouldn’t know funny if it came up to you and gave you a big red nose for life. I’ve seen graveyards with more humour that lands.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Redway

Boy are you distinctly unfunny. Not even a clown can save you there. You wouldn’t know funny if it came up to you and gave you a big red nose for life. I’ve seen graveyards with more humour that lands.

Well you’re the one who does long winded, deranged posts that look like a chimpanzee had typed them up using autocorrect

[Redway]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Well you’re the one who does long winded, deranged posts that look like a chimpanzee had typed them up using autocorrect

If you’re trying to make it sting, try harder. If this was an exam, it would be game-over.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Redway

If you’re trying to make it sting, try harder. If this was an exam, it would be game-over.