[serensilver]

[Tom4784]

There's a blonde woman, she asks this bloke for the time he says,

'It's half 12 me love'

The blonde looks confused and declares

'You know what somone's taking the P*ss! I've asked that question all day long and everyone's giving me different answers!'

and finally.

If I had one green ball in one hand and another in the other what would I have?

The full attention of the Jolly green giant.

Thanks guys! I'm here all week!

[Annie]

Dezzy they were bad like...

30stone - loved that one...