[Loukas]

loukas sees arch enemy girl bitch in school

Loukas: Look what the cow dragged out of bed this morning

Bitch: Actually my mum dragged me out of bed this morning

Loukas: Oh i knew that already, bitch what is up with your hair looks like a cat has died on your head.

Bitch: At least i don't look like a tramp, look at your hair, long and nasty.

Loukas: At least my hair is real, bitch you can't afford hair of your own, you go down to the farm cut it off a mother*******ing horse and pritt stick it to your head. WHAT DID THE HORSE DO TO YOU MAN!!?

Bitch: Oh ******* off.

Loukas: I thought i recognize you! Your famous, in every phone box in Britain and i quote 'Best ****** Sex'

Bitch: You a boy or a girl Loukas?

Loukas: I was about to say the same dam thing? I mean between your saggy tits, your failed attempt at makeup and your moustache couldn't tell.. Been debating since i caught eyes on your trampy self!

Bitch: Eww.. *Walks Away*

Loukas: Don't Trip Over Your Tits Bitch!


I WENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO OTT!!!