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Old 13-05-2009, 03:10 PM #26
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Madonna has said she's saddened to hear of Peter Andre and Jordan's break up.
She also wants to know if she can have 1st refusal on the blind ni**er if neither of them want him?





^^Please note. I didnt make this up. Just received it in a text today.


oh god... that's really bad.. and I laughed... I'm really bad..
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Madonna has said she's saddened to hear of Peter Andre and Jordan's break up.
She also wants to know if she can have 1st refusal on the blind ni**er if neither of them want him?





^^Please note. I didnt make this up. Just received it in a text today.


oh god... that's really bad.. and I laughed... I'm really bad..
I laughed cos it was like soooo out there.
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It's one of them jokes you laugh at then think.. "ohhhhhh.. that's bad" lol

They're the best kind!
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Haha I know. Like someone posted one on TiBB a while ago and I still think its funny.

Whats red and runs up your leg?




A Homesick abortion!




hahahahahahaha
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Courtesy of the mighty sickipedia:


I think katie Price should look on the bright side of her split from peter Andre.
At least now when she hears someone say "Look at that pair of tits!" she'll know they are referring to her big jugs, and not to her and peter.


I came here to read some jokes about katie Price and peter Andre splitting up.....then i realised no-one cared.


peter Andre was in the news last week praising katie Price on her housekeeping skills..

..Dont you worry Pete, after the divorce settlement she'll be keeping the ****ing house alright!
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Haha I know. Like someone posted one on TiBB a while ago and I still think its funny.

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A Homesick abortion!




hahahahahahaha

Lmao... What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic.
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Haha I know. Like someone posted one on TiBB a while ago and I still think its funny.

Whats red and runs up your leg?




A Homesick abortion!




hahahahahahaha
That was meeee .

I loved LJ's jokes he posted on the last page, had me loling away!
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So, Katie Price:

Built a career with no talent what-so-ever...

Signed magazine deals...

Done reality TV...

Had a couple of kids...

Brought out a book...

Loved and hated by the nation...

Married a complete and utter ****...

Hopefully we'll not have to wait much longer for cervical cancer to set in.
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Old 13-05-2009, 03:30 PM #34
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If Jordan is meant to be married to Peter Andre, why is she always being photographed with Gary Coleman?
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So, Katie Price:

Built a career with no talent what-so-ever...

Signed magazine deals...

Done reality TV...

Had a couple of kids...

Brought out a book...

Loved and hated by the nation...

Married a complete and utter ****...

Hopefully we'll not have to wait much longer for cervical cancer to set in.

"starts a hate campaign"
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If Jordan is meant to be married to Peter Andre, why is she always being photographed with Gary Coleman?
That's awful, and the other one

But LMAO.
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"starts a hate campaign"

Another one?
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So, Katie Price:

Built a career with no talent what-so-ever...

Signed magazine deals...

Done reality TV...

Had a couple of kids...

Brought out a book...

Loved and hated by the nation...

Married a complete and utter ****...

Hopefully we'll not have to wait much longer for cervical cancer to set in.
Shes already survived finger cancer
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Has anybody heard any jokes about there divorce [particly aimed at Harvey [there child]]

Here is one which is quite cruel

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Did you here that Katie & Peter are getting divorced?

Harvey couldn't see that coming.

[Hinting at the fact Harvey is partly blind]
Any harsh/nice jokes heard?
That's not even funny though, that's horrible.
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Oh you're f.ucked now... you better join me in the barracks as we await the hate campaign's arrival... lol
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Sin bin now!
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That takes the ****ing piss- i dont care about my Language tbh; its not his falt hes parcialy sighted (N)

*Sighh*
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So, Katie Price:

Built a career with no talent what-so-ever...

Signed magazine deals...

Done reality TV...

Had a couple of kids...

Brought out a book...

Loved and hated by the nation...

Married a complete and utter ****...

Hopefully we'll not have to wait much longer for cervical cancer to set in.
Shes already survived finger cancer



**** No- the cancer but take the piss mate; dont wish that aopn anyone!

whats wrong with people these days :O

dont matter haw much you 'hate' people, dont wish that on nobody because its a Bastard Desease!
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This is a joke thread. Please exit by the door to your left. It's clearly marked with...

"People who don't have a sense of humour or don't appreciate someone else's sense of humour may proceed through this exit."

I didn't make the joke up man. I got it from sickipedia, a site I'd advise you to avoid given your delicate sense of humour.. (or lack of)
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lmao some of these are hilarious

but is anyone like confused and just dont believe anything there reading about them?
i havnt even read anything on there divorce but it just seems a bit wierd that only about 3 weeks ago there like yeah we want more kids were so fine on paul o'grady and like there split or whatever was on the tele someone said so that means it happened ages ago or is this tv show like done a week before its shown?
im just confused to be frank lampard
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