[Harry!]

I sware I have chatted to the same person twice

[Deirdre]

You: GAYYY
Stranger: hello.
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: really?
You: No I'm not actually, just random
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: you got my hopes up.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Firewire]

OMG

I am chatting to sarah.y2j

[Sarah.]

Originally posted by Firewire
OMG

I am chatting to sarah.y2j

hahahahha

[Firewire]

Originally posted by sarah.y2j

hahahahha

ikr

What was the chances of that happening?

[Harry!]

Stranger: hi there
Stranger: asl?
You: I have sex with John
Stranger: what a coincidence. I'm john!
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Travis
Stranger: oooh. not my type
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Harry!]

Any chats today?

[*mazedsalv**]

Having a hilarious convo:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: make me horny
You: ok i will
Stranger: k go
You: i did it with my mind
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: it worked
You: i knew i was good
You: just glad u were impressed
Stranger: i came
Stranger: in like
Stranger: a second
You: wow, i think thats a record
Stranger: me too
You: bt is it really?
You: maybe its not a record
Stranger: maybe not
Stranger: sure felt good thoguh
You: i knew it! wait, are u male or female?
Stranger: for me to know and you to find outtt
You: ohh kinky
Stranger: i have my tendancies
Stranger: what are youuu?
You: im a human
Stranger: guy girl both>
You: im a guy
Stranger: oh well im a girl
You: well that works then
Stranger: yes it does
You: have u ever licked windows? i did it earlier
You: and it was quite nice
Stranger: i have
Stranger: a car window once
Stranger: from the inside
You: ohh i thought it was just me
You: , yes me too from the inside
You: i feel sane now, i thought it was weird to do that
Stranger: man its weird we have soemtghing so odd in common
You: i know, its like its destiny......
You: yehh mayne not
Stranger: oh well fine then
You: fine hoo?
You: im confused
Stranger: i say we say its destiny
Stranger: lets get married
You: yes defenitley, but we dont know what we look like
Stranger: and we can have window licking children
Stranger: i know what i look like
You: yess i always wanted those children
Stranger: im sorry you dont know wht you look like
Stranger: =]
You: yess im afraid im a vampire and cant see my own reflecion.... life is difficcult
Stranger: awww
You: i know
Stranger: vampires have sex appeal though
You: yes they do, and thats why im proud
Stranger: and i like to be bitten
You: ohh thats good, i mite a little too hard
Stranger: no such thing as too hard
You: ohh isnt there? we'll see
Stranger: no
Stranger: its kinky
You: yess im with u on that one
Stranger: its such a turn on for me
You: i turn myself one when i bite myself
You: it always happens
Stranger: oh?
You: yepp its true
Stranger: sex
Stranger: y
You: very

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL

[Tom]

'window licker' refers to something else up here

[Shaun]

Aw, some American boy has just come out to me. Bless.

[Shaun]

And I'm still talking to him. Hurrah a friend.

[Ross]

Shaun, leave little american boys alone. Their so emotional.

[Shaun]

I will when you leave the 15 year old girl alone.

[MarkWaldorf]

This site is so last week

Then again, I guess out-dated trends is your forté Shaun.

[Shaun]

Oh hi mark you washed your wet sheets yet? i heard you got a little excited after the circus.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Shaun
Oh hi mark you washed your wet sheets yet? i heard you got a little excited after the circus.

LMAO how have I just seen this?

[Ross]

I got a canadian girl she's very sweet called Natalie and 18

[MarkWaldorf]