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Originally posted by kerplunk124
''Brothers and sisters, for far too long has masturbation been allowed to be practiced in our country. Masturbation is evil. It is, without the slightest of hyperbole, exactly the same as mass murder. You think Stalin, Hitler, or Pol Pot were evil? Well, the average masturbator kills millions of potential soldiers for Christ every time, and take great pleasure from it. It is time masturbation be outlawed. Anyone found guilty of breaking the law should be executed. After all, that is the righteous command of the Bible, and if we are not allowed to follow the Bible, are religious freedoms are being oppressed!''


god i really just want to go have a ***k now just to p**s him off

Lol i think they would die if you posted pictures LOL