[Shasown]

I opened my email inbox for the first time in a few days today and I found an interesting email that I wish to share with you.

So here goes:



Dear Mr Shasown,

I know that you use several of those websites where people talk about the program Big Brother.

My son is currently in the Big Brother house, he is a really nice though often misunderstood lad. He is when you get to know him a very sweet boy. I miss him so much, you have no idea how hard it is for me to get my shopping home just now without his help.

He often helps me around the house, he really loves to help out when I am baking, he loves his fairy cakes so he does.

I look around my house and I notice it hasnt been this tidy for many many years, I havent had to pick up his toenail and finger nail clippings, or snotballs for a long while. But I still find the odd one or two around the kitchen, why i only found one in the sugarbowl on tuesday.

I really do miss my little marcus, and I really do want him home. The evening hours drag so long, the time passes so slow without the normal interruptions like when his pals use to call. I used to love answering the door to Gandalf, Zoban the Magnificent and the rest of his dressy up chums.

I miss hearing his voice yelling at me to "get them out for the boys". I miss him so so very much. My little darky. Washday passes so quickly without his sweaty vests socks and stiff boxers to handwash.


Since he has been away I have busied myself by redecorating his bedroom. I think he will like the glass inbuilt cabinets for all his little dollies. I cant wait to see the look on my little wolfies face when he sees the pink My little pony wallpaper I found for half price in argos. However because of my age I have been unable to comlete his bedroom, I am unable to get his favourite GI Joe lampshade up, as well

Could I therefore ask a very big favour off you, I am sure you could hardly deny this simple task for an OAP. Could you please ensure that you ask your friends as well. Please dial 09016 16 16 10 and send that Irish slag Noirin home.

Yours faithfully

The Dark Horse Brood Mare

[Vicky.]

Hahaha.

I will vote again, purely for this post

[Ryan.]

Im scared, but im going to LOL with the hope that you won't hurt me *hides*

[saraholeila]

Ah ha ha, I bet marcus and his mum are like the mother and son in psychoville.

[Patrick]

That made me laugh until "Irish Slag"

My face went from to

Why feel the need to say "Irish" slag, just when I was starting to get along with people from England

[AfroMullet]

Hahahahhahahahahaa.

Straight from the heart of Mrs Darkhorse.

[saraholeila]

Bet she chews up his sausages before he'll eat them, hee hee.

[Jackie]

[tasha13]

lol well said marcus' mum

Get noirin out

[Jayson]

I think I just punctured a lung from laughing so much!

[jet]

Genius.

[bansheewails]

I hurt now!

[MissKittyFantastico]

Brilliant post!

[pompeychick]

[bettiepage]

Hahaha that's funny. They sell wallpaper in Argos?

[cleaner67]

very funny and worth another couple of votes, Noirin out

[Oooo_get_her]

Originally posted by pmccaff2009
That made me laugh until "Irish Slag"

My face went from to

Why feel the need to say "Irish" slag, just when I was starting to get along with people from England

Now hang on - I'm Irish too and using 'Irish' as a descriptive for an Irish person doesn't bother me one bit - in fact it seem fair enough really.

Had he said Paddy slag - or something like that then yeah, I'd have been pissed, but calling an Irish person Irish isn't an insult - it's an observation. Unless, that is, you think there is something wrong with being Irish?

So - to quote (sorta) the big man himself....

You need to step right back from that right now. That's absolute bo11ocks. [...] Don't even start all of that bo11ocks because when you start all of that then it becomes something. [...] You're being racist, because you're the one saying just because [she's Irish] then people could get offended by it.

[Chels]

ROFLMAO.
i lost my breath for a moment there.

[mrsme]

hysterical - love it.
vote boirin

[Fendertele]

"I can feel myself filling up, come home son, come home!" sniff sniff.

[Shasown]

Originally posted by pmccaff2009
That made me laugh until "Irish Slag"

My face went from to

Why feel the need to say "Irish" slag, just when I was starting to get along with people from England

Assumptions assumptions assumptions.

I was born in what were tenements blocks named after a certain countess Constance Markewitz, on Pearse Street in a city called Dublin, that makes me English?

[Shasown]

No answer pmccaff2009
?

[TheOfficialAdam]

I can't believe you spent all that time thinking up that rubbish.

[cassieparis]

Dear Mrs Marcus' mum
If he manages to win the £100k please make sure he buys some floss and his own home.
However dissuade him from creating the dungeon. Most women don't like it.

[charmingmissc]

Originally posted by cassieparis
Dear Mrs Marcus' mum
If he manages to win the £100k please make sure he buys some floss and his own home.
However dissuade him from creating the dungeon. Most women don't like it.

uuummmmmmmmm

could be fun...!