[mangasatsuma]

How about this alternative? NASA did make it to the moon, and found the aliens who drove it here, and those aliens told them to **** off, or cut some deal for minerals, psychic farming etc.

The moon has more craters on the side facing the earth than the side facing outer space, it has an orbit unlike any other planetary satellite. Someone parked it.

The term "conspiracy theory" causes a lot of trouble because some dullards will instantly put all those theories in one category, which they choose to dismiss out of hand. Just as they already put official versions in another category which they choose to accept as true. Also some dullards, like perhaps Bea, like to say they believe all the "conspiracy theories" because it makes them look cool. Or causes arguments.