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For those who have not been following the current saga of Death.

As a prophet of doom we work out the same office as Death, but he disappeared for a while and Mort his deputy took the helm.

There was a rumour that Mort had done him in. We thought it was true

Turns out Death is on a long term secondment as principal to the College of Angels, Seraphs and Cherubs.

Death's job back here was advertised on temporary promotion and Mort is still waiting to hear. For some reason the announcment of filling the post has been delayed. There has also been a new rumour of a reorganisation

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Meanwhile Death is settling into his new home in Hadley Wood in a ground floor flat below that of a young couple living together .....