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Chapter 2
A Royal Jam


LemonJam woke up happy and content next to his wife, Jen (DUH! Like it'd be anyone else). It was nearly 11 o'clock, LJ climbed out of bed in order to treat Jen to breakfast in bed. Halfway down the stairs LJ heard his mobile ring, he tensed for a moment as he knew who was ringing him. He glanced upstairs and grabbed his phone from a table at the bottom of the stairs, the screen on the phone confirmed his suspicions. He moved into the dining room and shut the door behind him before answering the phone.

'Princess, what did I say about ringing me? This has to stop'

'There's something I need to tell you, Lemonjam...I'm pregnant'.

'What? Who's is it?'

'YOURS, YOU BASTARD! What kind of woman do you take me for?'

'Well you were sleeping with a married man...'

'Fair point'

'What are we going to do about this?'
'I dunno, Oh hang on there's some people outside... Excuse me but this is private property, who are you? Oh my god what's wrong with your faces? STAY AWAY!'

'Princess! PRINCESS! What's going on?'

'Oh my god Lemonjam, there's zombies outside! I managed to shut the door on them but they're breaking through! Help me!'

'Okay I'll be there as soon as I can, keep the phone close by and find a weapon and a safe room to hide in'.

'Thank you Lemonjam, regardless of what has gone on I do love you'

'Yeah... I'll see you soon.'

Lemonjam hung up the phone and looked outside, There were zombies everywhere! He couldn't believe he didn't notice this before. He ran upstairs and told Jen about the zombie situation and that he was going to get Princess (They've been friends since Childhood.....DOUBLE BETRAYAL!! Princess, you Scarlet woman!). Jen was worried but she let him go, Princess was her best friend. Lemonjam grabbed a golf club and prepared to leave.

'Lock all the doors behind me, don't open them for anybody you hear?'

'Yes, Lemonjam please be careful. I can't lose you'

They kissed and then they parted, Jen locked the door but watched from the window. Lemonjam ran through the zombies without much trouble, It wasn't long until he was out of sight.

It's not that good but the idea of Princess being a husband stealing hussy is amusing.