[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Hello my name (for forums sake) is Appearance Of A Junky, and I have something to show you.

This is my Freak Stick.



Its name in Mr Hessinghamlyshire, its a made up name that I think suits it more than Freak Stick, a job description is not a name.

And shame on you that thought otherwise.

I often point Mr Hessinghamlyshire at freaks, and I would like you to join me in using Mr Hessinghamlyshire to point at freaks as well. (please note, no actual freaks, this isn't the 1930's, even though we are a world in turmoil and depression, its not the 1930's, you using a laptop for gods sake)

MY FREAK OF THE WEEK IS......






Paris Hilton!

Before I even start a few sentences ranting, I would like it to be stated for the record that the 1st picture on google (maybe with safe search off) is one with one of her nipples showing, so before we even start.....Mr Hessinghamlyshire point away.

FREAK



but my biggest joy was when she was correctly sent to jail, he subsequent break down (no, thats not the bit, Im not that heartless – come on, really!), but when she was then sent back to jail to serve her time (Yes people, yes I am that heartless).

So Paris, today Mr Hessinghamlyshire is pointing at you, you freak.



Freak.

Please add your own, vent the anger (no personal attacks though, Paris would hate me if we ever met, and I thank her for it) keep it to those that earn to much money to care.

(ps, yes, I did search for bad pictures of her, though to be fair......freak)

[Niamh.]

Lori Petty

Her voice and head irratate me more than any other

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

I know not of this person, so the voice is beyond me, but I can see what you mean about the head. She looks like an extra from dr who in the 70's.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

I know not of this person, so the voice is beyond me, but I can see what you mean about the head. She looks like an extra from dr who in the 70's.

lol, she was Keanu Reeves g/f in Point Break and she was the horrible Tank Girl

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

I remember Tank Girl (not that I watched it mind), I do remember it looking annoying. Mr Hessinghamlyshire will happily point at her.

Freak.

(not you, her)

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

I remember Tank Girl (not that I watched it mind), I do remember it looking annoying. Mr Hessinghamlyshire will happily point at her.

Freak.

(not you, her)

Hooray for Mr. Hessinghamlyshire!!!

[setanta]

Paula Abdul has to be worth a mention on here. I mean I've always considered her a freakish little lady, bereft of any kind of wit or intelligence, but her appearance in the film Bruno catapults her into another league of morons. She's up their with the big boys now after this.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by setanta

Paula Abdul has to be worth a mention on here. I mean I've always considered her a freakish little lady, bereft of any kind of wit or intelligence, but her appearance in the film Bruno catapults her into another league of morons. She's up their with the big boys now after this.

I haven't seen Bruno yet, is it good?

[setanta]

Originally Posted by Niamhxo

I haven't seen Bruno yet, is it good?

If you liked Borat you'll like Bruno. Same song, second verse kinda number. Some great moments in it and I seriously don't know how he does it.

[eye sea]

Curious post OP. Didn't understand a word of it!

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by setanta

If you liked Borat you'll like Bruno. Same song, second verse kinda number. Some great moments in it and I seriously don't know how he does it.

I loved Borat! Bruno is my favorite of his characters though so I'm looking forward to seeing it

[setanta]

Originally Posted by Niamhxo

I loved Borat! Bruno is my favorite of his characters though so I'm looking forward to seeing it

You can watch it online... I rarely rent movies out anymore. Yes, I'm terrible.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by setanta

You can watch it online... I rarely rent movies out anymore. Yes, I'm terrible.

I don't like watching films on the computer screen, I'm old fashioned that way, big screen and popcorn all the way!!

[arsenalforever]

Originally Posted by setanta

If you liked Borat you'll like Bruno. Same song, second verse kinda number. Some great moments in it and I seriously don't know how he does it.

no Bruno sucked while Borat didn't

[setanta]

Originally Posted by Niamhxo

I don't like watching films on the computer screen, I'm old fashioned that way, big screen and popcorn all the way!!

Yeah, that's fair enough and you're right... nothing beats it. But with something like Bruno I don't think the small screen really detracts from it's impact. I mean I'd never watch something like the Dark Knight on the computer if you know what I mean.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by setanta

Yeah, that's fair enough and you're right... nothing beats it. But with something like Bruno I don't think the small screen really detracts from it's impact. I mean I'd never watch something like the Dark Knight on the computer if you know what I mean.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally Posted by setanta

Yeah, that's fair enough and you're right... nothing beats it. But with something like Bruno I don't think the small screen really detracts from it's impact. I mean I'd never watch something like the Dark Knight on the computer if you know what I mean.

I got hold of Bruno recently but not seen it yet, I will watch it on the laptop, as its more audio than visual, but I could very easily watch it through my xbox so have it on a larger tv.

Some TV should be kept small though, a 50" Pat Butcher isnt good at dinner time

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally Posted by eye sea

Curious post OP. Didn't understand a word of it!

oh right, urm, who do you think is a freak?

(the question seems a lot less fun now)

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

I got hold of Bruno recently but not seen it yet, I will watch it on the laptop, as its more audio than visual, but I could very easily watch it through my xbox so have it on a larger tv.

Some TV should be kept small though, a 50" Pat Butcher isnt good at dinner time

50" Pat Butcher ...............scary

[setanta]

Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

I got hold of Bruno recently but not seen it yet, I will watch it on the laptop, as its more audio than visual, but I could very easily watch it through my xbox so have it on a larger tv.

Some TV should be kept small though, a 50" Pat Butcher isnt good at dinner time

I can't get my X box to play them... p"ssing me off at this stage. Think I'll have to get a connection lead. Bruno is defo worth a watch.

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally Posted by setanta

I can't get my X box to play them... p"ssing me off at this stage. Think I'll have to get a connection lead. Bruno is defo worth a watch.

I have them on an USB harddrive which I just plug into the back, for some reason my elite (which strangely I burnt out in a year (damned Fallout 3 and GTA) played fine, but now on the 60GB I need to be logged onto XBOX live for them to play

[30stone]

Beth ditto deserves her mention..

Shes a disgusting freaky woman, who is morbibly obease and peaches about how skinny girls should eat.

She also just looks freaky.

[Niamh.]

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww, that last picture is scary Ben

[30stone]

Most hated woman. for me.

[setanta]

Well that's a shocker Ben - you putting a fat girl in as a freak lol.