[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

ok here goes <

joe and sooty were plannign a current affair,
untill i saw whobai and her beatiful hair.
it was instant love at first sight,
sooty wanted romantic, but it just did not feel right.
joe done a bunk and her took whobai under his roof,
it was true love, there 10 kids were proof.
but joe did not stop and drove whobai round the bend,
his rubish poems gave whombia a break down that the NHS could not mend.
now every day i visit and prey whombia dose recover,
as i relised it was Joes lover.
better and better they grew and into big brother they did land,
when joe finally proposed and put a ring on whombia hand.
on national tv it made great viewing,
but now its private time and my balls and cue need cueing.