[_Seth]

Originally Posted by Stu

The fact that you can't get signal on a mobile phone in a locked box six feet under the earth?

Well what would you do if you woke up buried alive?

[Tom]

I won't wake up anyway so I don't care about buried alive

I'm being frozen then they're bringing me back to life when they've got a cure for whatever I died of

If that doesn't happen I'm on the organ donors list

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Stu

The fact that you can't get signal on a mobile phone in a locked box six feet under the earth?

You can where my nana is buried

We buried her with her mobile and we kept ringing it until it went off. It actually rung! If theres no signal it won't ring

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Phlip

Well what would you do if you woke up buried alive?

Use the skills Pai Mei taught me to punch my way out of the ****.

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Phlip

Well what would you do if you woke up buried alive?

They've dug people up and there have been claw marks etc on the lid of the coffin

In Victorian times they used to bury you with a piece of string attached to a bell, and someone would stay in the graveyard overnight. If someone rang the bell they're obviously still alive so they got dug up

[_Seth]

Originally Posted by Stu

Use the skills Pai Mei taught me to punch my way out of the ****.

It would be bolted shut and thick strong wood.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Phlip

It would be bolted shut and thick strong wood.

I know. I wasn't being serious.

What would I really do? Slowly suffocate. Might muster up a last minuet sing song.

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Stu

I know. I wasn't being serious.

What would I really do? Slowly suffocate. Might muster up a last minuet sing song.

Well if your family had sense they'd bury you with fave stuff and knowing yours .... one last smoke and die in the fumes

[_Seth]

Originally Posted by Stu

I know. I wasn't being serious.

What would I really do? Slowly suffocate. Might muster up a last minuet sing song.

Well it's hard to tell over the internet.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Phlip

Well it's hard to tell over the internet.

Not really. Pai mei is a fictional character and I am about the least likely person in the world to be skilled in the art of punching my way out of a coffin .

Originally Posted by Tom

Well if your family had sense they'd bury you with fave stuff and knowing yours .... one last smoke and die in the fumes

Oh I thought that through but there would be no air to spark up. And can you imagine the paranoia?

[lily.]

To be fair Stu, you're not even skilled in the art of punching your way out of a paper bag. Your fighting skills are strictly verbal ..

The paranoia would be quite epic I'd say... death by paranoia... that's a new one.. beats suffocation.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by lili

To be fair Stu, you're not even skilled in the art of punching your way out of a paper bag. Your fighting skills are strictly verbal ..

The paranoia would be quite epic I'd say... death by paranoia... that's a new one.. beats suffocation.

The pen is mightier than the sword! .

I can't imagine being stoned in a coffin. Our alien colonists would crack it open millenia later and see the lyrics to All Along The Watchtower scrope in.

I could always eat my way out, mind you.

[lily.]

I'm not sure the munchies extends to fine wood.

[Stu]

Someone could leave a mars bar or a bad poem on the headstone or something. I could certainly punch my way out then.

[lily.]

So it's settled then... mars bars above ground... ready-rolled in coffin with you... job done.

[Stu]

The rest of it plays out with remarkable simmilarity to The Crow.

[lily.]

-has not seen The Crow-

[_Seth]

The Crow was weird, but I liked it.

[Captain.Remy]

I'm getting frozen anyway when I will be 65 so it's all good. I will be back in 1000 years. By the time I'm 65, I'm confident it could be done.