[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Stephanie

Day 1 in heaven and Jade Goody is already up for eviction.

Did you hear Jade Goodys been booked for another TV appearance

shes appearing on most haunted next week

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Ross

Try saying "Whale oil beef hooked" without sounding like an Irish man swearing.




Creased.

Try saying beer can without sounding like a Jamaican

[Ross]

Originally Posted by Tom

Try saying beer can without sounding like a Jamaican

[Jack_]

To the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:

South-east England born and raised
On reality TV spending most of my days
Bein' racist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool
And being disgusting, fuck the gene pool
When a couple of cells
Who were up to no good
Startin making cancer in my vaginalhood
I got one little lump and my doctors got scared
They said 'we are putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!'

You've got to hand it to brave Jade Goody and fiance Jack who were out shopping for a wedding dress yesterday.

They do a fucking hilarious impersonation of Andy and Lou from Little Britain.

Apparently a lot of female waxing salons are going out of business. Its nothing to do with the credit crunch. Its all Jade Goody's fault.
Women are starting to realise how ugly a bald cunt looks!

The Page 3 girl in the Sun this morning was ****, she was fat and bald.

[Jack_]

Can we merge if possible?

[King Gizzard]

There is so much bumping going on you would think we're in a maternity ward