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19-02-2010, 12:58 AM
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Snakes have two sex organs.
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19-02-2010, 12:58 AM
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The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
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19-02-2010, 12:58 AM
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A chicken with red earlobes will produce brown eggs, and a chicken with white earlobes will produce white eggs.
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19-02-2010, 12:59 AM
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Beasty is hilarious.
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19-02-2010, 12:59 AM
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A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
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19-02-2010, 12:59 AM
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Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants.
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19-02-2010, 01:00 AM
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Sex burns 360 calories per hour!
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19-02-2010, 01:00 AM
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Hot teenage girls wanna have fun
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19-02-2010, 01:00 AM
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For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages.
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19-02-2010, 01:00 AM
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Thirty percent of all bingo players are under the age of 35.
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19-02-2010, 01:00 AM
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OH ****
Sorry ignore that message, I ment to copy and paste this instead: If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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19-02-2010, 01:02 AM
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The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.
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19-02-2010, 01:02 AM
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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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19-02-2010, 01:02 AM
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I love my Girlfriend
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19-02-2010, 01:03 AM
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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19-02-2010, 01:03 AM
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A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
^ ^ If any of you bastards ever killed a cockroach, I hope you wake up tomarrow morning in a desert.
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19-02-2010, 01:03 AM
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The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service.
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19-02-2010, 01:03 AM
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19-02-2010, 01:03 AM
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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19-02-2010, 01:04 AM
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The youngest pope was 11 years old.
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19-02-2010, 01:04 AM
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my ass is numb
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19-02-2010, 01:04 AM
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A pregnant goldfish is called a twat.
PMSL
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