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Ninastar · 02-03-2010, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jessica..

Put something over the cat, pick him up and move him a few inches away, enjoy your iPod

Lol! Ill try. I feel bad for waking him up though.

Jessica. · 02-03-2010, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninastar

Lol! Ill try. I feel bad for waking him up though.

I always move my cat when she is asleep. It will get comfy again after a few seconds.

bbfan1991 · 02-03-2010, 05:33 PM

Hey Ninastar

, hows you?

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LOL Nath theres quite a few of them who I have no time for

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Iceman · 02-03-2010, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninastar

omg. Im in a right life or death situation right now!
I want my ipod really badly but my cat is laying on it. I either wait till he moves his fat ass (life) or I try and get it from him and loose my arms and possibly a leg (death).
What should I do??

Right first of all you'll need to listen carefully. Heres a list of items that you'll need. Some Rope, A Harness, A Scissors, A Blindfold, Some shoes, Plasters, a mars bar, a mirror, your passport, .£1000, a car and a bottle of pepsi. ALSO a plank of wood....this is vital (you will also need a young child)

Drink the pepsi yourself, I imagine your thirsty. Have half of the mars bar and keep the rest in your pocket (i'm assuming your clothed, if not you'll need to get dressed). Get the rope and tie one end to the harness and the other end to the plank of wood. gently drop the blindfold (put 2 plasters on the blindfold so when you do the next step it works properly) onto the cats head. Now leave the mirror in front of the cat, this is to create a diversion for when the cat removes the blindfold. place the young child in the harness....it will be a decoy. cut your hair its messy. put on your shoes....youll need to get out of there fast. now gently slide the plank of wood underneath the cat. lift him up....grab IPOD....now run outside to te waiting getaway car. Drive to the airport....(dont worry about the cat, it's currently eating the child) Go to Dubaii, the cat wont look for you there.

Hope this helped

\PJ/ · 02-03-2010, 05:38 PM

lol!

Ninastar · 02-03-2010, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Schumacher

Right first of all you'll need to listen carefully. Heres a list of items that you'll need. Some Rope, A Harness, A Scissors, A Blindfold, Some shoes, Plasters, a mars bar, a mirror, your passport, .£1000, a car and a bottle of pepsi. ALSO a plank of wood....this is vital (you will also need a young child)

Drink the pepsi yourself, I imagine your thirsty. Have half of the mars bar and keep the rest in your pocket (i'm assuming your clothed, if not you'll need to get dressed). Get the rope and tie one end to the harness and the other end to the plank of wood. gently drop the blindfold (put 2 plasters on the blindfold so when you do the next step it works properly) onto the cats head. Now leave the mirror in front of the cat, this is to create a diversion for when the cat removes the blindfold. place the young child in the harness....it will be a decoy. cut your hair its messy. put on your shoes....youll need to get out of there fast. now gently slide the plank of wood underneath the cat. lift him up....grab IPOD....now run outside to te waiting getaway car. Drive to the airport....(dont worry about the cat, it's currently eating the child) Go to Dubaii, the cat wont look for you there.

Hope this helped

PMSL! omg did you type all that out!?