[Patrick]

I knew from the moment he was on Big Mouth during Big Brother 9, That he would go onto be a legendary comedian.

And he has.

I love all his jokes, see him a few times on Comedy Central and Its so funny, so I took it upon myself today to watch Hello Wembley while having a cup of coffee, I wasnt going to watch the full video.. was just gona wait until I finished the cup, but its too funny to just axe out of.


It includes jokes about his weight, swine flu, restraunts, spices, the UK, a camp shop assistant and so much more.

I havent laughed that much at somthing so far this year..

Sean Lock and Jack Whitehall make me laugh alot too, but Michael takes the gold.

If anyone wants to watch his 80 Minute long video 'Hello Wembley' then click
here.

[MeMyselfAndI]

i thought it was Macintyre

[Shaun]

I do love him but he's everywhere at the moment and it's a bit too much.

[Beastie]

Yeah..

[Firewire]

Originally Posted by MeMyselfandI

i thought it was Macintyre

it's not

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by MeMyselfandI

i thought it was Macintyre

No.

[Jessica.]

I saw Hello Wembley ages ago, I think he is hilarious.

[Jayson]

He's funny as hell.

[Jords]

I dont like him.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Jayson

He's funny as hell.

Sometimes
but most of the time he is doing the same thing
like ' look at them........have you seen these....'

Once you have seen him
it is enough.

[Patrick]

The Bank of Scotland in Ireland joke is hilarious LOL

[Patrick]

LOL

'I cant live without Google, its the starting point to everything although sometimes I find Google quite patronizing when I make a mistake and it says Did You Mean, I know what I fucking ment, why should google be an assistance? 'Heres a list of schools in your area, go to them, and come back to me when you know what you fucking mean'

[Patrick]

I phoned up Sky and asked them to come out and fix the TV In my Living Room and my Bedroom.
So I Asked when they would be out and she said they couldnt confirm times, so I kept asking and she just said she cant confirm times.
So I waited, and waited and finally the door bell rang.
I was so angry at this point that when I answered the door I said to the man..
"I've been waiting for you! I want in the Living Room & I want it in the Bedroom" so the man walks in, and then the door bell goes again.
I answer it and ask "Who the Fuck are you?" and the man says "Im from Sky" so I turned to the other lad and ask who he is.
He says "Im from number 48, I came to introduce myself"
..But what I still dont get is, I said to the man 'Ive been waiting for you.. I want it in the living room and I want it in the bedroom..' and he WALKED in.